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I am addicted to t shirts with sayings. Here are a list of some of mine.

T-shirt sayings

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin