another stupid joke for sunday
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:04 pm
Zoco the clown was delighted with his new apartment. It was situated in a block built especially for circus performers and he felt right at home. The living room was spacious, the bathroom was luxurious and the kitchen was well-equipped - fridge, eye level grill and dishwasher.
But one thing was missing - and it bothered Zoco. So he went to the letting agent to ask him about it. "The apartment is great," he said. "But why isn't there an ironing board? The lion tamer, the trapeze artists and the jugglers all have one - why not me? How am I supposed to press my lovely clown's outfit?"
"You didn't read the lease properly, did you?" replied the agent. "It clearly states that all clowns have to use the windowsill to iron their outfits."
Zoco realised this was true - every clown has a sill for ironing.
But one thing was missing - and it bothered Zoco. So he went to the letting agent to ask him about it. "The apartment is great," he said. "But why isn't there an ironing board? The lion tamer, the trapeze artists and the jugglers all have one - why not me? How am I supposed to press my lovely clown's outfit?"
"You didn't read the lease properly, did you?" replied the agent. "It clearly states that all clowns have to use the windowsill to iron their outfits."
Zoco realised this was true - every clown has a sill for ironing.