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Koochi's Krakups
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:54 pm
by theia
Keep it going, Koo...really amusing :wah:
Koochi's Krakups
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:34 pm
by Onimal
koochikoo wrote: Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches....blahblahblah
This joke amuses me to no foreseeable end. :wah:
Koochi's Krakups
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:45 am
by Nomad
Ten Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
And......cucumbers dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
