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That's so reminiscent of weekends round here, Snooze. When it rains at the bog-snorkelling championship it's much like that except there's more of us stood around.

I *bet* you think I'm joking, too. Check http://llanwrtyd-wells.powys.org.uk/bog.html

I'll be there with my snorkel and my lard-tub. Would you like me to enter you?

SnoozeControl wrote: That has to be the best double entendre I've ever seen!:-4You can't think me so low as to use such a figure of speech deliberately, I hope.

Which reminds me of the dog-rape trial at which, after hearing the most distressing details, the judge says to the defendant that in all his time in court he's never heard evidence so repulsive. "How low can people like you get!" he asks, and the confused defendant chips in with "About a Jack Russell, your honor".

OMG :wah:

Sheryl wrote: OMG :wah:It's just that sort of day, Sheryl. The hair's starting to grow on the palms of my hands again, and my vegetarian instincts have temporarily collapsed. Hey bunny bunny bunny...