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Freddie fish and sam clam are the best of friends. They gambol and frolic on the seabed and have not a care in the world. But one day a shark snaps them up for lunch and they are no more.

Freddie comes to next to a set of pearly gates and realises he is in Heaven. When the Archangel Gabriel arrives, Freddie's first question is: "Where's my friend Sam?"

"He didn't make it," replied Gabriel.

Shocked, Freddie said: "You mean...he's down below?"

"That's right," replied Gabriel.

"But I must see him," said Freddie. "We have so much to talk about. Could I visit...just for a while?"

"Well, I don't know," said Gabriel. "I'll have to ask the Boss."

When he returns, he says: "You can have one hour down there. But one hour only; any longer and you won't be allowed back to Heaven. Time starts now."

Freddie jumps up, grabs his harp and heads for the elevator. He presses "basement" and within seconds, he's in the underworld. The first thing he sees is a sign saying "Sam's Discotheque".

"Sam's done alright for himself," he thinks, and sets off to find his friend. They are soon reunited and have a great time reminiscing. Suddenly, Freddie realises he's been there for ages; he looks at his watch and sees he has 15 seconds to return to Heaven. He jumps up without a word and rushes back to the elevator. He hits the button marked "top floor" and breathes a sigh of relief. When he emerges, Gabriel is standing there with a stopwatch in his hand. He says: "You cut that fine, Freddie. One more second and you'd have had to stay down there."

Freddie replies: "Yes, but I have to go back." "Why?" asks Gabriel.

"Well," says Freddie. "I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.":D

*groan* :yh_rotfl

bigears wrote: Freddie fish and sam clam are the best of friends. They gambol and frolic on the seabed and have not a care in the world. But one day a shark snaps them up for lunch and they are no more.

Freddie comes to next to a set of pearly gates and realises he is in Heaven. When the Archangel Gabriel arrives, Freddie's first question is: "Where's my friend Sam?"

"He didn't make it," replied Gabriel.

Shocked, Freddie said: "You mean...he's down below?"

"That's right," replied Gabriel.

"But I must see him," said Freddie. "We have so much to talk about. Could I visit...just for a while?"

"Well, I don't know," said Gabriel. "I'll have to ask the Boss."

When he returns, he says: "You can have one hour down there. But one hour only; any longer and you won't be allowed back to Heaven. Time starts now."

Freddie jumps up, grabs his harp and heads for the elevator. He presses "basement" and within seconds, he's in the underworld. The first thing he sees is a sign saying "Sam's Discotheque".

"Sam's done alright for himself," he thinks, and sets off to find his friend. They are soon reunited and have a great time reminiscing. Suddenly, Freddie realises he's been there for ages; he looks at his watch and sees he has 15 seconds to return to Heaven. He jumps up without a word and rushes back to the elevator. He hits the button marked "top floor" and breathes a sigh of relief. When he emerges, Gabriel is standing there with a stopwatch in his hand. He says: "You cut that fine, Freddie. One more second and you'd have had to stay down there."

Freddie replies: "Yes, but I have to go back." "Why?" asks Gabriel.

"Well," says Freddie. "I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.":D

More groans...:wah:

Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A

Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.

One Of The Young Women Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. "that Was My Pager," She Said, "i

Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm."

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To

Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have

A Microchip In My Hand."

The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She Decided She Had

To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To

The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her

Rear End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Woman Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That. I'm Getting A Fax!!"

that does it Bez!! go to bed! NOW!!! :wah:

lady cop wrote: that does it Bez!! go to bed! NOW!!! :wah:


Okay....

Bez.... I'm laughing too hard to type. Don't think I'll ever feel the same in a sauna again!!!!