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i am cracking up here! i had a mail from Open Mind, who admits he is pissed (PUI), and he told me a hilarious and embarrassing story about himself.... before anyone sues, i have the PM from him telling me i should post it!! it seems he was in the midst of a long IM conversation and drinking wine...he needed to relieve himself, but did not want to disengage from the conversation ( probably IM sex:D ) so he utilized the empty wine bottle. ~~~~ well~~~ the upshot is, he was so pissed he drank from the wine bottle!!:yh_sick what's really funny however, is he fancies himself a wine connoisseur, and rated the 'wine' very poorly!:yh_rotfl ........OK, now tell something embarrassing about you!

It was me that peed into the bottle. And he promised to never tell.

Seymour B Hines wrote: It was me that peed into the bottle. And he promised to never tell.


Who are you?

This Seymour guy is everywhere!!!! Who the hell is he? OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LC, I bet its sheryl_b. Wait he types big words, it cant be her. I bet its MOVERGUY!

I think Mr Gandhi would approve anyway, Open Mind! Nice one, LC !!!

lady cop wrote: i am cracking up here! i had a mail from Open Mind, who admits he is pissed (PUI), and he told me a hilarious and embarrassing story about himself.... before anyone sues, i have the PM from him telling me i should post it!! it seems he was in the midst of a long IM conversation and drinking wine...he needed to relieve himself, but did not want to disengage from the conversation ( probably IM sex ) so he utilized the empty wine bottle. ~~~~ well~~~ the upshot is, he was so pissed he drank from the wine bottle!!what's really funny however, is he fancies himself a wine connoisseur, and rated the 'wine' very poorly!:yh_rotfl ........OK, now tell something embarrassing about you!


God, it's so unfair!! Why can't girls do that??? :-5 :wah:

I have very much made it up to myself for it all now. Had to have a word with meself. Hate taking the pee out of myself. Had to have a word. I would like to thank everyone for their concern, but I have the simple answer - more wine please. In future, I will always check the bottle myself first before drinking from it. Just don't distract me. I will blame this on anyone other than myself. Any candidates for blame should reply to this thread.

OpenMind wrote: I have very much made it up to myself for it all now. Had to have a word with meself. Hate taking the pee out of myself. Had to have a word. I would like to thank everyone for their concern, but I have the simple answer - more wine please. In future, I will always check the bottle myself first before drinking from it. Just don't distract me. I will blame this on anyone other than myself. Any candidates for blame should reply to this thread.oh christ, go to bed!! :rolleyes:

Rapunzel wrote: God, it's so unfair!! Why can't girls do that??? :-5 :wah:


:rolleyes: I can provide lessons.

Diuretic wrote: I don't think it will make it into the liquor stores OM the alcohol content may be high, but the year too soon. :wah:

lady cop wrote: the alcohol content may be high, but the year too soon. :wah:


:yh_rotfl

Always making me laugh my a$$ off.

Hallelujah for seriously good natured threads - and of course this one is informative as well. I can see a few of us girls are now just going to have to work on our game, er our aim. Does this remind anyone else of Sean Connery as James Bond being asked to fill a specimen jar, him being on one side of the room and the nurse with said vessel on the other... 'From here?' was his response. G'day Diuretic.. hee heee

Diuretic wrote: :wah: :wah:



If I'm browsing and I see "OpenMind Vineyards" I'll go right on by


Actually didn't taste too bad. Just needs a bit of time to ferment.:rolleyes:

OM, my friend what were you thinking..:wah: :wah:

CARLA wrote: OM, my friend what were you thinking..:wah: :wah:


I was thinking that this bottle has the least in it and needs emptying first.

By the way, tis time we had a chat. Is it not?

OpenMind wrote: :rolleyes: I can provide lessons.


LMAO! But sadly I don't have the right equipment hunny! :wah:

JAB wrote: Visuals please.


Girls. Visualise a simple funnel.:rolleyes:



I can do sound effects.

By the way. The wine's fine now. Would l:D ove to share it with you all.



What, you don't want to shere it?!!

Diuretic wrote: Some people buy wine by the label, that would have a very interesting one I would imagine


This label would have to be 'personally tasted and tested".

SnoozeControl wrote: I'll put nearly anything into my mouth.
Oh the fun I could have with this one, Snooze. :sneaky: But in respect to our current understanding, I will leave it alone. :-6

OpenMind wrote: This label would have to be 'personally tasted and tested".
Don't forget the "unique filtering process."

OpenMind wrote: I have very much made it up to myself for it all now. Had to have a word with meself. Hate taking the pee out of myself. Had to have a word. I would like to thank everyone for their concern, but I have the simple answer - more wine please. In future, I will always check the bottle myself first before drinking from it. Just don't distract me. I will blame this on anyone other than myself. Any candidates for blame should reply to this thread.
Was the opening of the wine bottle out of the ordinaryly LARGE?????????

BabyRider wrote: Oh the fun I could have with this one, Snooze. :sneaky: But in respect to our current understanding, I will leave it alone. :-6


I was very tempted to answer Snooze. But I don't think it would have got me anywhere. Snooze always gets the better of me.

BabyRider wrote: Don't forget the "unique filtering process."


Perhaps I can patent it. Do you think it would sell.

mrsK wrote: Was it chilled first,or does it taste better warm


Warm is definitely out. I will try it chilled next time. A bottle of rosy with chilled yellow.

Any volunteers? It's pure.

I'm just trying to think up a good appellation for this noble vintage: Maybe Château de Pipi Jugement Réservé... sounds like an okay drop. Chateau Open Minded Pee... I might hafta order a coupla cases. Weeder - great to see you!!!

weeder wrote: Was the opening of the wine bottle out of the ordinaryly LARGE?????????


Wouldn't you like to know.

Sorry, but you will just have to see for yourself. I'll provide the magnifying glass.

Whoops, that's revealed it.

Nah, I'm just a damned good aim.

I can pee on the ceramic of the inside of the toilet bowl in the dark while standing on one leg trying to get my balance in my sleep.

AussiePam wrote: I'm just trying to think up a good appellation for this noble vintage: Maybe Château de Pipi Jugement Réservé... sounds like an okay drop. Chateau Open Minded Pee... I might hafta order a coupla cases. Weeder - great to see you!!!


I'm no good at names.

Rolf Harris might like it.

pinot noir, pinot gris, pinot blanc? The choice is yours...:wah:

I'm glad you saw the funny side of that one.

I think Pinot Jaune would be an appropriate name.

OM you have created the "Recycled Wine" label, home of the never ending wine! Using your method, you'll never run out of wine!

cars wrote: OM you have created the "Recycled Wine" label, home of the never ending wine! Using your method, you'll never run out of wine!


Full of natural nourishment.:wah:

OpenMind wrote: Wouldn't you like to know.

Sorry, but you will just have to see for yourself. I'll provide the magnifying glass.

Whoops, that's revealed it.

Nah, I'm just a damned good aim.

I can pee on the ceramic of the inside of the toilet bowl in the dark while standing on one leg trying to get my balance in my sleep.
Speaking as someone who has peed on hundreads of lawns here in the Shenandoah Valley.... I think we have a lot in common.. and I am definately looking forward to meeting you. I can pull my pants down and up in about 20 seconds..... anywhere, and not get caught ( well, once I did.) A good basis for a frienship, I would say.

weeder wrote: Speaking as someone who has peed on hundreads of lawns here in the Shenandoah Valley.... I think we have a lot in common.. and I am definately looking forward to meeting you. I can pull my pants down and up in about 20 seconds..... anywhere, and not get caught ( well, once I did.) A good basis for a frienship, I would say.


I feel a contest coming on. Gotta beat 20 seconds and not get pulled by a copper.

Can you imagine. The FG team won't let us outa their sights.

Hyde Park on the Serpentine at 3:30. No skirts.

I have to come home... being able to say.... I graced a few shrubs in England. Definately English Boxwoods..... I think

weeder wrote: I have to come home... being able to say.... I graced a few shrubs in England. Definately English Boxwoods..... I think


Just don't go near my aspidistra, weeder, or I'll :-1

I will never again have a glass of wine without thinking of you! LOL!:D

BUT...I *was* a truck driver, I am used to creative methods for relieving yourself! LOL!:D

you guys are too much. I do know a song called 'Don't whizz on the electric fence'!! Not sure which visual to declare the winner... OpenMind at his nocturnal business, or Weeder tending her lawn. Didn't Bill Bryson write ya couldn't be a real mountain man till you've pooped in the woods.. ??? That's just a non sequitur which popped into the blonde, pre-caffeine brain. Um... Weeing in loads of different woodlands (or urban spots), in different countries is maybe a way of marking out one's territory. It's a bit harder for girls in the snow, though possibly less risky.. hee hee. But I digress. Sunday here, and a beautiful cold, bright one. On a Sunday, it is my duty.. grin... to walk by water - and perhaps I will bring back tales tall but true of new territorial markings.



PS ... A contest... In London. I can truthfully say I've never yet weed in the open in either Hyde Park or St James Park... grin... I'll be there in a few weeks... an aussie gal can never resist a challenge....

My sister runs the Sydney to Surf marathon each year Clancy, and there's apparently a few trees on route where everyone stops for a fast and totally public comfort stop - blokes and gals together, and noone turns a hair.

Absolutely, mrsK. And no - I don't run at all.. grin.. but I do enjoy a good cross country scramble - you know the sort of thing.. over barbed wire, under trees, up hills, over rocks, through streams....