Hmmm Clipper, would this be you??
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:18 am
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond
and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he
made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch
you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond n aked."
holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond
and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he
made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch
you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond n aked."
holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast