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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

It depends on what you are kissing. If you kiss a wet beagle it tastes very much like a wet beagle. If you kiss a hand, it could smell like garlic, lavender, pine or whatever the lady has been holding or applying. If you kiss an elephant, it tastes very much like an elephant. If you kiss a foot, it could smell like whatever the person stepped in. I prefer kissses that taste somewhat moist and strawberry or cherry.

Have you kissed many elephants Lon? :wah: