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20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:

1. Settle domestic disputes

2. Settle disputes with neighbors

3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned

4. Hours of fun for the kids

5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids

6. A big help during temper tantrums

7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man

8. Almost like having a big penis

9. Big bonanza for gun thieves

10. Surefire way to blow your dough

11. Terrify the meter man

12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff

13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG

14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."

15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested

16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?

17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.

18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"

19. Angry white men never screw up

20. Such a comfort when depressed

TROLL ALERT!!



:(

"This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's

for fun"



:D

I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:

Sheryl wrote: I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:


Valerie is a MARINE fan!



;)

Ohh ok. Duhhhhhhh my nephew is a Marine. Should of known that.

Don't worry about it! I think lots of military use that... and others besides!



Tell your Marine I said OOH-RAH!!



:)

Perry Logan wrote: 20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:

1. Settle domestic disputes

2. Settle disputes with neighbors

3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned

4. Hours of fun for the kids

5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids

6. A big help during temper tantrums

7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man

8. Almost like having a big penis

9. Big bonanza for gun thieves

10. Surefire way to blow your dough

11. Terrify the meter man

12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff

13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG

14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."

15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested

16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?

17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.

18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"

19. Angry white men never screw up

20. Such a comfort when depressed
Wow. What a boob. So when did you decide to throw the 2nd amendment out the window?

I take offense at #19....why white men?

And as to #13....something you want to get off your chest? :sneaky:

Far Rider wrote: #19 Cause we know how to shoot! #13.... every young boy does it! Thats what Nomad told me.
But 19 leaves out women. It's discriminatory. :yh_wink