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How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:



1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”



2. She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” - She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”



3. She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”



4. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” - She is a “LIGHT-HAIRE! D DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.”



5. She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”



6. She is not an “AIRHEAD” - She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.”



7. She does not get “DRUNK” or “TIPSY” - She gets “CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.”



8. She does not have “BREAST IMPLANTS” - She is “MEDICALLY ENHANCED.”



9. She does not “NAG” you - She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE”



10. She is not a “TRAMP” - She is “SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.”



11. She does not have “MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS” - She is “PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.”



12. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” - She is a “LOW RENT HORIZONTAL ENTERTAINMENT PROVIDER.”

i like number 12.

Wolvie, i lurves you, but i hope some woman cop teaches you a good unforgettable and painful lesson. :p :yh_devil :yh_laugh :yh_femfig

lady cop wrote: Wolvie, i lurves you, but i hope some woman cop teaches you a good unforgettable and painful lesson. :yh_laugh :yh_femfig
me too.:yh_pray

I think #12 is the most creative, but don't think you can go around making fun of women and get away with it . Because I'm 60% feminist, I'll need to add some facts that you men need to keep in mind.

1. The average woman lives longer than the average man. (so you'll never really know if we actually gave you a funeral, or just dumped your body into a river)

2. Men only use half their brain, as opposed to women who use their entire brain. (Note to men: don't think to hard about this one)

3. Women are more observant than men. (Ever seen Dr. Know?)

4. Women endure pain and monotonous work better than men. (We all know that men could never handle having a baby)