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*groan*.....Kram should be along any minute now. :rolleyes:

ArnoldLayne wrote: I once new a lawyer who moonlighted as a bartender



He used to serve subpoena coladas


These are cringingly awful ~ which makes them even more hilarious! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Ooh Ooh! With St Paddy's Day around the corner, you'll have to take care the forum police don't say...............

Irish Stew in the Name of the Law!!! :wah:

*Groan* Sorry...it had to be said.........

oh good god ...make them stop!!! this must be against the geneva convention!!

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think reading this thread has driven me to


drink

banging my head against the nearest wall

going off to explore my inner child

penning a limerick, learned but lascivious

rolling round the floor with the screaming heebie jeebies

all of the above

:p :rolleyes: :p

When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood.





“A garbage man digging through the trash says - Man, am I down in the dumps today.”





Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

Ahhhhhhhhhh Bez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin....

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.":sneaky:

I had been doing some work on the house and had a lot of stuff to throw out. I phoned a local company and said "I'd like to have a skip outside my house"

He said "Well I'm not stopping you"

mrsK wrote: I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast.

He had a one track mind.:-6


has his mind ever jumped the track?

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted.