Page 1 of 1

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:34 pm
by Accountable
BUSH FAILS TO PREVENT EAST COAST BLIZZARD

Minorities Hit Hardest

by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and minority victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.



Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum, so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm, lay in stores undelivered.



"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room.



"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"



Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious, just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms.



"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."



Calls for impeachment over "Snow Gate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that.



More breaking news......



Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Thru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?



I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING!

And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.



I'll bet that the great junior senator from N. Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:31 am
by Accountable
SnoozeControl wrote: It's snowing here AGAIN... I better go buy some dark rum.
A lady after my own heart. :-4


Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:36 am
by Accountable
We drink it with caffeine free diet Coke, because my beloved is health-concious. :thinking:

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:38 am
by sunny104
I had to steal that! My husband will love it! :D

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:40 am
by Accountable
sunny104 wrote: I had to steal that! My husband will love it! :D
No need to steal. We're close enough, I can serve it to ya. :p

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:42 am
by observer1
SnoozeControl wrote: I might have to try the Bacardi... that Cap'n Morgan's nearly splits my head.


Capt Morgan's the only one that DOESN'T give me a headache!

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:49 am
by lady cop
try this stuff, it's really great! take it from someone who has had rum all over the islands! :-6

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:54 am
by observer1
lady cop wrote: try this stuff, it's really great! take it from someone who has had rum all over the islands! :-6


I'll have to check it out! I'm fussy about rum.

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:17 am
by Accountable
Me too. It has to be cheap. Is it cheap?

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:18 am
by lady cop
Accountable wrote: Me too. It has to be cheap. Is it cheap?no, the better rums are not cheap. another really great dark rum is mount gay...drink it neat on ice. :cool:

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:28 am
by Accountable
lady cop wrote: no, the better rums are not cheap. :cool:
Obviously we have different opinions of what makes a rum 'good'. ;)


Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:35 am
by lady cop
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. Churchill :yh_bigsmi ......................i can't drink any rotgut booze, it tears up my stomach. i have an expensive-taste stomach! LOL

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:44 am
by Accountable
lady cop wrote: Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. Churchill :yh_bigsmi ......................i can't drink any rotgut booze, it tears up my stomach. i have an expensive-taste stomach! LOL
:wah: I wouldn't know. Ask Clipper. :D

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:53 am
by sunny104
Accountable wrote: Obviously we have different opinions of what makes a rum 'good'. ;)




is that you??:D

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:58 am
by Accountable
sunny104 wrote: is that you??:D
Negative. All incriminating pics have been destroyed or left safely on Kodak paper. :D

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:20 am
by sunny104
Accountable wrote: Negative. All incriminating pics have been destroyed or left safely on Kodak paper. :D


Well dang it, no incriminating pics for me! :D

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:47 pm
by OpenMind
over here, we have Woods. A superior dark rum.