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Never too Wise!!

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:43 pm
by cars
Three crows are on there annual flight north. After flying for 2 days with out food, they spot a pile of Manure on a farm below. They agree to fly down and have a bite. After gorging themselves, they sit on the handle of a plow. One bird, after an hour or so passes says "I've rested enough, I'm going to take off. He does, goes 3miles, and drops dead. The second bird waits another hour, takes off, flies 4 miles, and drops dead. Finally the last & wisest bird, waits "3" more hours, then flies 9 miles, and he to drops dead.

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When you're full of Sh*T, don't fly off the handle!!! :D :p

Never too Wise!!

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:46 pm
by nvalleyvee
Kind of like FG ................ :wah:

Never too Wise!!

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:08 pm
by cars
SnoozeControl wrote: I hate to be anal retentive here, but do crows eat manure?


It's a Jooooooooke, not a science class!!! :rolleyes: :p :wah:

Never too Wise!!

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:32 pm
by cars
SnoozeControl wrote: Sorry, Cars... I used to do that watching cartoons as a kid. Why would Wile E. Coyote spend money on stupid gadgets to catch the Roadrunner when he could just buy food? I still don't get it.:confused:


Yep, know what you mean, I used to like the Roadrunner to-- MMBEEP - BEEP!!! :rolleyes: