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Irish Tourism
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:58 pm
by jennyswan
This is funny. I don't know whether she is being serious or not!!

:wah:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2&q=sinead
Irish Tourism
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:46 pm
by Wolverine
This new Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in
Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to
get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed
there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station.
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye
be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the
matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."