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Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:27 pm
by Accountable
They' Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore
Tracks:
1. They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore
2. Rapid City South Dakota
3. Popeye The Sailor Man
4. Homo Erectus
5. Lover Please
6. Wild Man From Borneo
7. Before All Hell Breaks Loose
8. Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
9. When The Lord Closes The Door (He Opens...)
10. Miss Nickelodeon
11. Autograph
12. Sold American
13. Twinkle
14. Ahab The Arab
15. Dear Abbie
16. Kinky
17. Lady Yesterday
18. Catfish
19. Men's Room, L.A.
20. Bananas And Cream
21. Ol' Ben Lucas
22. Ballad Of Ira Hayes
23. Waitret Please Waitret
24. Kasey
25. If I Never Have Another Hit
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:31 pm
by BTS
Accountable wrote:
They' Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore
Tracks:
1. They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore
2. Rapid City South Dakota
3. Popeye The Sailor Man
4. Homo Erectus
5. Lover Please
6. Wild Man From Borneo
7. Before All Hell Breaks Loose
8. Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
9. When The Lord Closes The Door (He Opens...)
10. Miss Nickelodeon
11. Autograph
12. Sold American
13. Twinkle
14. Ahab The Arab
15. Dear Abbie
16. Kinky
17. Lady Yesterday
18. Catfish
19. Men's Room, L.A.
20. Bananas And Cream
21. Ol' Ben Lucas
22. Ballad Of Ira Hayes
23. Waitret Please Waitret
24. Kasey
25. If I Never Have Another Hit
Been there got the tee..........
Kinky is OK in many ways.........:-6
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:32 pm
by BTS
KINKY FRIEDMAN
From One Good American to Another
Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver Lyrics
Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
(kinky friedman & panama red)
She climbed the stairs that mornin'
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.
Faithful as a magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
??ward, there's something wrong.??
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
The beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Beaver was a dreamer,
Never got it right.
Died in livin' color,
Lived in black an' white.
Faithful as a magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cries down to the breakfast nook,
??ward, there's something wrong.??
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
The beaver I believe-uh is gone.
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Lord!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ooh!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ha!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Beaver, huh!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver.
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:38 pm
by BTS
Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump in Your Pajamas
(kinky friedman, roger friedman, panama red)
Mama, baby, mama, let me jump in your pajamas, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, ooh, you're getting warmer, hey!
Mama, baby, kiss me, mama, baby, hug me,
Mama, baby, mama, let me dig your baby monkey.
Mama, baby, mama, I come from alabama, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, would you let me strum a banjo on my knee.
Mama gonna rock ya, mama gonna roll ya
Mama gonna hold ya like I never told ya!
Mama, baby, mama, I'd like to jump in your pajamas, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, ooh, you're getting warmer, hey!
Mama, baby, kiss me, mama, baby, hug me,
Mama, baby, mama, let me drive your favorite monkey.
Whew! favorite monkey!
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:43 pm
by BTS
Kinky Friedman Homo Erectus Lyrics
Yes Kinky needs to be ACCEPTED.....lol
(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
I left Barber College
Searchin’ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now I’m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the “Y‿.
Although you’re thirty
I still think you’re pretty
Let’s give it that good ole college try.
‘Cause I’m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you’re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It’s took us a jillion
But we’re all still here, been
Boogeyin’ since boogeyin’ began.
And I’m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know I’m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know that I’m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
I’m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Watch out for Homo Erectus ...
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:49 am
by gmc
Just wondering, does Kinky mean the same in the states as it does in the UK. It's just the idea of a bunch of cowboys voting for a governor called has a certain element of humour about it.
Is Texas ready for Governor Kinky?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:12 am
by sunny104
My husband got to meet him!!
We're on his email list for supporting his campaign!:) I'd vote for him!
