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Here it is FOLKS... step right up. our world renowned SEXpot Floopy is here to answer any and all questions you may have.

Now don't push. for a line and the back of the tent. each question answered will cost you a quarter.

Hi Floopy.

My question concerns the infamous Chinese basket. Im interested in technique, installation and how much should I expect to pay ? On a scale of 1-5 how would you rate the experience ?

Also is this appropriate for small farm animals ? (a friend wants to know)

Dear Floopy

Apart from wiping your willy on the curtains, what's the best way to get a woman to moan in the bedroom?

What exactly is the rusty trombone? How is it done?

Is the "crazy squatting upside down position" a viable tool for achieving orgasmic bliss ?

What about with small farm animals ?

(for a friend)

Sheryl wrote: What exactly is the rusty trombone? How is it done?


Let's just say ask him to have a long bath first and no beans for dinner

Well I just learned something..!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Let's just say ask him to have a long bath first and no beans for dinner[/QUOTE]

What about the tenth posture of the perfumed garden ?

Is this something you would recommend to, say members of different species ?

Nomad start talking to your hand..!! :-2

[QUOTE]What about the tenth posture of the perfumed garden ?

Is this something you would recommend to, say members of different species ?[/QUOTE] :wah: :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever done a reverse cowgirl?


My ex's favourite as it made it easier for her to read the newspaper and do the crossword

If a womans toes curl during sex, does it mean she's left her tights on?

How many times do I have to come one after the other for it to be considered a multiple orgasm?

If a farmer catches you on his land, say at 3am, does he have the right to shoot you ?

Nomad wrote: If a farmer catches you on his land, say at 3am, does he have the right to shoot you ?may i answer Floops? yes Nomad, if you are 'interfering' with the livestock.

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Uncle Kram wrote: Let's just say ask him to have a long bath first and no beans for dinner


Sooo your familiar with the rusty trombone are ya?:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

lady cop wrote: may i answer Floops? yes Nomad, if you are 'interfering' with the livestock.


And if theyre not objecting ?

Animal rights and all that.

Nomad leave poor Laambaart alone. :wah:

the poor chickens aren't safe either. (click fowl) :wah:

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lady cop wrote: the poor chickens aren't safe either. (click fowl) :wah:




Boy dont I know that dance ! :-6 :-6

speaking of Nomad's hand with lips...would that be considered masturbation or oral sex?:-2

Jives wrote: speaking of Nomad's hand with lips...would that be considered masturbation or oral sex?:-2


Take your pick.

:) Thats the beauty of it !

Sheryl wrote: Sooo your familiar with the rusty trombone are ya?:sneaky:




:yh_blush

SnoozeControl :sneaky:

She's had to go and have a lie down in a dark room now :wah:

Apparently, the sound of a woman having an orgasm isn't zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

I think your in trouble Unc.

SnoozeControl wrote: I had to go bathe... in bleach.



You're making fun of my profile photo, aren't you?:yh_wait




Nope

Just got a visual is all.

flopstock wrote: maybe not, but have you ever made that sound while traveling south? YUM!!:-4


By living in Scotland, Clancy has more opportunity than most to travel south

No wonder the ladies love him :wah:

flopstock wrote: Yeah but clancys a child isn't he? I don't think men are given the 'how to travel' instruction guide until they hit like 45 to 50 at least... or so i've heard...


My Dad left his guide lying around

Well, it says ask Floopy anything, so........................





When can I next expect to have some!????:-2

Betty Boop wrote: Well, it says ask Floopy anything, so........................





When can I next expect to have some!????:-2


I cant believe you just asked that. Oh my God !

flopstock wrote: Yeah but clancys a child isn't he? I don't think men are given the 'how to travel' instruction guide until they hit like 45 to 50 at least... or so i've heard...
WRONG!!!

i am grand champion in the carpet eating contest.

flopstock wrote: Seriously? Next time you go somewhere for the day, don't wear any undergarments...



Sounds outrageous you think? Nope... you start to feel how sexy you are underneath, that in turn gets reflected in your attitude... i'd give it a week after that, on the outside..






Then go to the grocery store and do lots of bottom shelf picking.

You do that Ill give it 3 minutes.