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My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is time

to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special

trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she were alive

today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all

good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly

advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and

their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day,

I'd find a great woman and start my own family.

"And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands"

"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice... "Makes your p*cker look bigger."





Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

:yh_rotfl



*tears rolling down my face*



Dude! You really had me going!



:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

And I thought we were gonna get sweet thread from Wolvie..

I loved my Grandma sooo much, and my Grandfather too. Life was so much easier when my grandparents were still alive. :-4 :-4

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Saffron wrote: I loved my Grandma sooo much, and my Grandfather too. Life was so much easier when my grandparents were still alive. :-4 :-4
soooo.... your gramma and grampa used to "make-out?"

My Gramma used say,

'Keep your hand on your hal'penny till you get your lollipop'

It was only years later I laughed at it after I understood what she ment

jennyswan wrote: My Gramma used say,

'Keep your hand on your hal'penny till you get your lollipop'

It was only years later I laughed at it after I understood what she ment
must be an Irish thing. being a dumb Yank, i don't get it.

must be an Irish thing. being a dumb Yank, i don't get it.


It means don't have sex before you get a ring on your finger:)

Oh, Aye. That's a good bit of advice.