Joke of the Day
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:15 am
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a "For Sale" sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old . It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately buys it , and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years "well its simple really" says the seller "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome, it protects it from the rain " and he hands Joe a tub of Vaseline .
That night his girlfriend Sandra invites him over to meet her parents and naturally they take the bike. Just before they enter the house Sandra stops him and says "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner we don’t talk, in fact the first person who does has to do the dishes."
"No problem" says Joe and in they go .
Joe is shocked, right smack bang in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack, with more piled up on the stairs , in the corridor, everywhere .
They sit down to dinner and sure enough no one says a word. As dinner progresses Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word, so he reaches over and fondles her breast. Still nobody says a word, so he stands up, grabs Sandra, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her right there in front of her parents! His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified. He sits back down but still no one says a word. He looks at her mum and thinks "She’s got a great body" so he grabs the mum, bends her over the table and has his way with her, every which way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still there is total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain . Joe remembers his bike so he pulls the tub of Vaseline out from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts "All right that’s enough, I’ll do the bloody dishes!" :wah:
That night his girlfriend Sandra invites him over to meet her parents and naturally they take the bike. Just before they enter the house Sandra stops him and says "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner we don’t talk, in fact the first person who does has to do the dishes."
"No problem" says Joe and in they go .
Joe is shocked, right smack bang in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack, with more piled up on the stairs , in the corridor, everywhere .
They sit down to dinner and sure enough no one says a word. As dinner progresses Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word, so he reaches over and fondles her breast. Still nobody says a word, so he stands up, grabs Sandra, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her right there in front of her parents! His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified. He sits back down but still no one says a word. He looks at her mum and thinks "She’s got a great body" so he grabs the mum, bends her over the table and has his way with her, every which way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still there is total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain . Joe remembers his bike so he pulls the tub of Vaseline out from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts "All right that’s enough, I’ll do the bloody dishes!" :wah:
