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Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and

>>> somewhat accurate.

>>> Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

>>> Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree

>>> Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree

>>> Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree

>>> Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree

>>> Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree

>>> Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree

>>> Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree

>>> Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree

>>> Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree

>>> Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree

>>> Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree

>>> Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree

>>> Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree

>>> May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree

>>> May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree

>>> May 2 5 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree

>>> Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree

>>> Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree

>>> Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree

>>> Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree

>>> Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree

>>> Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree

>>> Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree

>>> Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree

>>> Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree

>>> Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

>>> Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree

>>> Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree

>>> Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree

>>> Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree

>>> Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree

>>> Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree

>>> Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree

>>> Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree

>>> Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

>>> Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree

>>> Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree

>>> Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

>>>

>>>

>>> YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order)

>>>

>>> Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal,

>>> and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous,

>>> sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful

>>> and

>>> tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children,

>>> needs

>>> affectionate partner.

>>>

>>> Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,

>>> demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,

>>> restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands

>>> attention, needs love and much emotional support.

>>>

>>> Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,

>>> materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical,

>>> good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid

>>> lifetime companion, keen on keep ing fit (diets, sports, etc.)

>>>

>>> Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,

>>> friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,

>>> abhors the

>>> vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate,

>>> full of

>>> imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content

>>> atmosphere.

>>>

>>> Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt,

>>> likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,

>>> tends to

>>> look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined,

>>> often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents,

>>> industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able

>>> to

>>> make quick decisions.

>>>

>>> Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,

>>> well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born

>>> diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings,

>>> hard

>>> worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times,

>>> fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

>>>

>>> Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes

>>> what

>>>

>>> life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be

>>> content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants

love

>>> and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be

>>> satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and

>>> careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

>>>

>>> Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful

>>> clothes,modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful,

>>> likes to lead but

>>> not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions

>>> for

>>> others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

>>>

>>> Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed

>>> honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard

>>> worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children

>>> and

>>> animals, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great

>>> intelligence.

>>>

>>> Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well,

>>> loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close

to

>>> them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes

>>> idleness and

>>> laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest,

>>> talented,

>>> unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

>>>

>>> Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very

>>> demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a

>>> lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,

>>> popular, quite moody, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise

>>> sense of

>>> judgment and expects complete fairness.

>>>

>>> Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks

>>> and condition, good taste, is not egotistic, makes life as

>>> comfortable as

>>> possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for

>>> kindness

>>> and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual

>>> lovers,

>>> is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is

>>> never

>>> sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

>>>

>>> Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life

>>> dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into

>>> good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations,

>>> may

>>> appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing

>>> to

>>> make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not

>>> always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great

>>> leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

>>>

>>> Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of

>>> imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,

>>> self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has

>>> many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love

>>> life ,

>>> wants to impress.

>>>

>>> Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,

>>> independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the

>>> ground, person of action.

>>>

>>> Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,

>>> reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,

>>> cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,

>>> empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of

>>> sophisticated people.

>>>

>>>

>>> Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and

>>> harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write

>>> poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all,

>>> falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to,

>>> emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

>>>

>>> Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not

>>> very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs

>>> goodwill and

>>> pleasant surroundings , very choosy, often lonely, great

>>> animosity,

>>> great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward

>>> philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership

>>> seriously.

>>>

>>> Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without

>>> egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and

>>> even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste,

>>> extremely generous, artistic, passionate, emotional, good

>>> company,

>>> does not forgive.

>>>

>>> Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of

contrasts,

>>> often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected

>>> reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility,

>>> difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired,

>>> ingenious

>>> strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

>>>

>>> Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family

>>> life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves

>>> anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic

>>> places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is

>>> not

>>> easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good

>>> intuition

>>> suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast

>>> partner;

>>> loves to make others laugh.

I'm a chestnut tree

Hey Jenny, MrsK already posted this..

I was a poplar tree.

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Oops I missed that one :yh_blush

Great post Jenny, i'm a Walnut Tree

Hey Dave, I'm tired today so I feel like so I feel like a weeping willow.

I must go out for a walk to get my circulation going

Hornbeam Tree.

close enough i guess.

Geesch I'm a weeping willow. Nar................. more like a gum tree. Or possibly a fairy thorn. Yup, I wouldn't mind being something ancient and celtic.

There's plenty of ways to get you circulation going jenny ! :sneaky:

There's plenty of ways to get you circulation going jenny !


I know like cooking and cleaning the house you mean??

what a sexist view that would have been x

A Fig apparently - I'd like to believe that stuff

SnoozeControl wrote: My grandfather had a fig tree in his backyard when I was little. I vaguely remember the leaves were kind of creepy, but the fruit was very tasty. Sort of how I imagine you, Unc.


*Thinking* "Hmmm.......is she saying I'm creepy or tasty.........or both......?" :-3

*Moves to new thread riddled with self-doubt*

FIGS ARE MY FAVOURITE FRUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come to Mammmmma, UncleKram !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin

AussiePam wrote: FIGS ARE MY FAVOURITE FRUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come to Mammmmma, UncleKram !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin


Shall I bring my bagpipes?

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm having a really scary mental image of Pammy tucking you under her arm and making you scream like a scalded cat.
you know what a scalded cat screams like?

GUFFAW Snooze and Alfred. But UncleK - you never told me you play BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE the skyirl of the pipes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually wrote my final dissertation for Irish language on that noble instrument. I love all the pipes, including the BIG ones ya don't want to be too close to. But my absolute favourite is uillean pipes. A wonderful invention which does not involve blowing with the mouth - thereby leaving a good Irish piper quite free to drink, shmoke or chat up the ladies - while not missing a beat. SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON



But I digress... this means we are definitely meant for each other, a Stor mo chroi!!!

Someone's cooking a cat? YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think I'm hungry...

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AussiePam wrote:

Someone's cooking a cat? YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think I'm hungry...


well Pam if its already cooked then we may as well get stuck into mr kibbles.

its what he would have wanted after falling out of that fig tree.

Where's the tomato sauce?!!!!

AussiePam wrote: Where's the tomato sauce?!!!!
right infront of you Pam.