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She's a Rocker.....She's a Roller......She's a right out of controller :guitarist

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Way to go...Granma Kram!!!

The chord Hm7 has always been one of my faves

Sorry mate - She's headlining at Kramstock. She's letting me stay up late

To compensate , she'll lend you a Fender Strat - No strings attached

Your wits are so sharp. I wish I could B sharp, instead of A flat!

Clancy wrote: ....can't help it



I have a flat :p


So that's what all this treble is about.

Clancy wrote: ....no treble here, Guvnor



You can search me midrange if you like ...


enough of your feedback.....

Clancy wrote: ...but, but, It's a cymbal of who I am, Guvnor


your cymbal is about to crash.

Clancy wrote: Well.... if I soft pedal a bit ...and take note of my action will that do, Guv'


only if you let me check out your kit.



(Kiss kiss Im off to dinner x)

You guys have ALL beat me on BASE!!!



:-6

Ah harmony. :rolleyes:



It's good to see we're all of one A chord.

Accountable wrote: Ah harmony. :rolleyes:



It's good to see we're all of one A chord.


I heard Les Paul had Aminor riff with Gibson!:-2

:yh_rotfl Oh these are hilarious, and very cheesy I might add, keep them coming!!

chrisb84uk wrote: :yh_rotfl Oh these are hilarious, and very cheesy I might add, keep them coming!!
You can't just sit there playing with your G-string. Compose something yourself.

Accountable wrote: You can't just sit there playing with your G-string. Compose something yourself.


:wah: Sheesh AC, that's the last secret I ever tell u about!!

She's adorable!!!:) :-4

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: Sheesh AC, that's the last secret I ever tell u about!!


Come on then, Just Duet!:p

STOP PRESS

"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.

Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"



Billboard

Who is her promoter I hope they are out there... drumming up business for her.

Uncle Kram wrote: STOP PRESS



"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.

Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"



Billboard


Has your Mom ever thought of doing a duet with Arthur Itis or even joining the group 'Fred Zimmer and the Frames' ? Their rendition of 'We'll meet again' on the spoons is ageless.... ( as is your lovely mom by the sounds of it)

I heard there's a new line dance out in her honor. A lot of side-steps while waving your arms in the air, similating hanging the wash.

minks wrote: Who is her promoter I hope they are out there... drumming up business for her.


Yep...A good promoter can help you 'blow your own trumpet' ..

Bez wrote: Yep...A good promoter can help you 'blow your own trumpet' ..


My Mom once had trombone lessons, but she let it slide

I think she was a bit brassed off with it.

Uncle Kram wrote: My Mom once had trombone lessons, but she let it slide



I think she was a bit brassed off with it.
She should try again. It should be easy to pick up - the embouchure, the diaphram, all that jazz ...

Now she's on the road to fame...there'll be no turning Bach !

Watch out if she starts playing the drums...there could be repurcussions from the nighbours.

minks wrote: Who is her promoter ? .


I've heard of a guy called Aaron A.G. String who's supposed to be good.