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I was just reading how everyone is taking this forum so seriously. So here is a poll for you to read and lighten up.......The question is .........

How often do you fart?;) :p

Saffron wrote: I was just reading how everyone is taking this forum so seriously. So here is a poll for you to read and lighten up.......The question is .........



How often do you fart?;)



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl NEVER expect the unexpected!

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:


BTS - all the dang time...........BWAAAAHAHAAHAAA. He is going to tell that I burp a lot. I blame that on heredity though. My brothers can say entire sentences while burping. :wah:

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:That'll be me Damn tablets..oops pardon me!

Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!

Why isn't there an over 100 times option?

CARLA wrote: Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!


Isn't that another thread.............:yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2


You must have grown up in a family of men as I did............:wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2
Yeah, sure....very amusing, especially when someone else cuts them and they look at you and say your name loudly so all others in the room actually think you did it! :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:



For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2That's cos you're a cheeky sod! :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2


Me too - How old do you think you have to be before it stops being amusing?

I've often wondered how often the Queen farts

I do show great maturity in other areas.............honest

I'll never forget 6th grade - circa 1966 - my best girlfriend let a big loud one rip - she got sooooo red faced and the entire class laughed. I felt so bad for her I had to burp (my Grandad taught me how). We both got sent to the principal's office for disrupting class.

Uncle Kram, I hope never it is one of the funniest sounds we humans make..!! My guess is the Queen Mum is capable of letting it rip just like the rest of us..!!



[QUOTE]Me too - How old do you think you have to be before it stops being amusing?[/QUOTE]

CARLA wrote: Uncle Kram, I hope never it is one of the funniest sounds we humans make..!! My guess is the Queen Mum is capable of letting it rip just like the rest of us..!! :DI doubt that very much luv, she's dead! :wah:

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:


"He who smelt it....DEALT it"

Well silly me I was thinking of big ears MUM...:wah: :wah: She is alive right..!! :-3

[QUOTE]I doubt that very much luv, she's dead!




FAR, Yes you will we Fluff not Fart...!! :wah:

[QUOTE]Quote:

Originally Posted by CARLA

Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!

dang it, that means I need to go adjust Sojos "fluff factor"...[/QUOTE]

CARLA wrote: Well silly me I was thinking of big ears MUM...:wah: She is alive right..!! :-3













Big ears as in Prince Charles?........you mean the queen of England??

Yea she's alive, well her heart's beating, well ......... :-2

Yep! :wah:

Oh yes Prince Charles.. I bet he can let it rip as well as his MUM, and Camilla I know she has gas..

[QUOTE]Big ears as in Prince Charles?........you mean the queen of England??

Yea she's alive, well her heart's beating, well .........

Yep! [/QUOTE]

CARLA wrote: Oh yes Prince Charles.. I bet he can let it rip as well as his MUM, and Camilla I know she has gas.. :wah: :wah: Bad girl!

Far Rider wrote: dang it, that means I need to go adjust Sojos "fluff factor"...:wah:


Oh......................

CARLA wrote: Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!
Not me, I rip 'em!

Ok I'm the silent deadly type. However when I want them to be really smelly they are not. Guess I need to take lessons from Moverguy.

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me fart?



never!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



Chezzie's got me on a roll!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I am in a continual and ongoing state of flatulence:wah:

I save all mine for the tub and imagine myself in the Swiss Alps sipping champagne in a large jacuzzi with Julie Andrews.

librtyhead;1090607 wrote: I save all mine for the tub and imagine myself in the Swiss Alps sipping champagne in a large jacuzzi with Julie Andrews.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If you're gonna use them, make them count...and anyone that claims they don't is lying. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1090644 wrote: If you're gonna use them, make them count...and anyone that claims they don't is lying. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Im a windy kinda gal, amazes me how I can be in work all day and no trumps but as soon as I hit the car park my bum starts a talking, trouble is it wont shut up:yh_rotfl

Farting with style takes practice,

Perfection takes time, its a gift,

You've first got to learn all the basics,

Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,

With friends it's a really good game,

Fart in a crowd at a party,

Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,

You'll know what your bottom can do,

But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,

Coz one day you might follow through !!!!

Odie;1090601 wrote: me fart?



never!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



Chezzie's got me on a roll!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:wah: I can't believe you resurrected this thread.



Who counts anyway??

Oprah's a liar

So often that I don't care to remember and mine are totally uncontrollable. They come out whenever they want to. :yh_rotfl

I've had 3-4 farts coming minutes apart of each other and they're loud, too ! :guitarist

nok;1093707 wrote: So often that I don't care to remember and mine are totally uncontrollable. They come out whenever they want to. :yh_rotfl

I've had 3-4 farts coming minutes apart of each other and they're loud, too ! :guitarist


Congratulations:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I need to get my husband to take this poll! He farts more than any other person I know! Well, except for his sister.... I think it runs in the family. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

When we got married, I begged him not to fart during the wedding, because I really thought he would have! He said, "But what if I make it quiet" which he isn't known for!

He's an RN and a firm believer in passing gas whenever (and wherever) necessary to prevent "intestinal issues." What a convenient excuse! :wah: