ForumGarden

SnoozeControl wrote: The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need

to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating

my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.



After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You'll

wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my

feet and hands.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."


HAHAHAHAHA I'M LOVING IT......

:yh_rotfl funny!

:wah: That was good!

I run everything in my house...

... I run the vacuum cleaner, the dishwasher, the lawnmower...

Benjamin wrote: I run everything in my house...

... I run the vacuum cleaner, the dishwasher, the lawnmower...
Ben, run over here and do those things!

:wah:

A man went to the doctor's because he suffered from terrible headaches.

The doctor gave him a full exam and shook his head. "I'm sorry," the

doctor said, " You have an inoperable brain tumor and will need to have a brain transplant immediately. I can operate on you today but you'll need to pick out a brain."

The man followed the doctor into another room to pick out his brain.

"Okay," the doctor said, "the men's brains are over here and cost $100,000. Or you could get a woman's brain, over there, those cost $30,000. Pick which ever one you want."

The man could not help but ask, "Why such a difference in price between the male and the female brain?"

"Well," the doctor replied, "you have to take into account that the female brain was actually used."

You guys are really on a roll here.

But I must stand up for my sex therefore I am smothering my guffaws.

SnoozeControl wrote: You're the perfect man, Benjamin. Got a single brother?
Nope, no brother. Actually it's not a bad deal. I do those things and my wife does all the cooking, the laundry, and all the rest of the cleaning (and runs the dishwasher most of the time).

http://www.killsometime.com/video/Video.asp?ID=213

:wah:

jennyswan wrote: http://www.killsometime.com/video/Video.asp?ID=213



:wah:


Jeez. That looked painful.

ouchie Wawaw