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A commentators nightmare....a soccer team packed with the worlds rudest-named players..............

Hope no one is offended...if so ....sorry

Apologies to our American friends if they don't know any of these people.



1 David Seaman

(ex Arsenal & England goal keeper)

2 Danny Shittu 3 Rod Fanni

(QPR) (Nice in France)

4 Julian Dicks 5 Argelico F***s (?????)

(ex west Ham) (ex Benifica)

6 Uwe Fuchs 7 Nicky Butt

(ex Middlesborough ) (Birningham city)

8 Paul Dickov 9 Tony Woodcock

(Blackburn Rovers) (ex Nottingham Forest & England)

10 Dean Windass 11 Nwankwo Kano

(Bradford City) (West Brom)

Lol!

Clancy wrote: LOL' ...I can't remember which commentator said it, but I do recall one of them saying live on air : "Seaman just allowed it to trickle past









I like the commentators bloopers too ....



Proof that real life is often stranger, and funnier, than fiction. Below the top nine "bloopers" by NBC commentators during the Athens Olympics:



1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."



2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."



4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."



5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."



6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."



7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."



8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."



9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"



:)


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