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piffle and bollocks. When I hear someone say "oh.....BOLLOCKS!" I die laughing!

ArnoldLayne wrote: A galavanting flibbertigibbet. And there are a few of those here


Don't suppose u care to divulge who some of those people may be huh Arnold?? Between the two of us of course!!

Hehehe Snooze huh, ok sshhhh this secret is safe with me!

Clancy wrote: Do certain words make you chuckle?

Are there words around, that when you hear people say them you have to stiffle a laugh?

"Shenanigans" is one that does it for me, but I remember my father saying stuff like: Oi' less of your "malarkey" m' boy". ....or when my grandmother used to say: "I cant be bothered with all this, "kerfuffle" ...i' had to leave the room ! ....I couldn't keep a straight face.

....anyone got any words, or phrases that set you off?


When my mum talks about cleaning the house she'll say 'I'm not doing a full clean today I'm just going to......'tittyvate' What the hell does that mean?!

I'm sure that's a word she just plucked out of the air

smithy87 wrote: When my mum talks about cleaning the house she'll say 'I'm not doing a full clean today I'm just going to......'tittyvate' What the hell does that mean?!



I'm sure that's a word she just plucked out of the air


Hahaha 'tittyvate' now that is funny. Sounds rather rude if u ask me! :wah:

This ones a phrase my Gran always used when she came accross a blunt knife



'This knife wouldn't cut your backside if you rode all the way to London and back on it!'



Gran was a Geordie so I can only assume it's a saying from up thataway!

When we asked what was for tea Mum would reply "Tripe with hair on" :yh_sick

Chimichanga...........................:wah:

how 'bout okeefenokee? LOL!

Plonker.......just sounds funny.

Skedaddle...and "Kookamunga"

the old favorite, 'if you break your legs, dont come running to me' er ok

Skedaddle lol, my gran used to say that as she chased us out the house with a broom lol, ahh the memories.

Jives wrote: Skedaddle...and "Kookamunga"
Cuchamanga............it's a real city, Jives!

Ahh, now you're suckin diesel :wah:

ArnoldLayne wrote: *whispers* Sshh ! Snooze is a flibbertigibbett, but dont tell


A flibbertigibbet, a wil'o'the wisp a clown

How do you solve a problem like Maria? ( or Snooze?)

Knickers --- what the heck are these things anyways.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Knickers --- what the heck are these things anyways.


They are panties

Billy Connolly says 'Girl get your knickers down'.

Chalk it down boy!!

I don't know "diddly squat".....what ????

My aunti Gladdy used to say, "well isn't that a sow"

Gosh she had my mom, me and my brother in stitches with that one always.

jennyswan wrote: They are panties

Billy Connolly says 'Girl get your knickers down'.


Ohh I thought they were short pants like capri's or something. :-3

Clancy wrote: Do certain words make you chuckle?



....anyone got any words, or phrases that set you off?


Much of the youth in todays world likes to respond in conversation with "Monosyllabalic" expressions like "whatever', "cool", "yeah", "dude?", "oh man", "scheesh", "gawd". The foregoing are the more intelligible ones.

Im only as strong as the cocktails I drink. Ok, what word...My mom would say, when she was mad at me and my sister, "This $hit is going to seise (sp?)". We always rolled over laughing. I guess it was her intonation.

I remember a conversation my grandma & my aunt were having once, but not exactly what they were talking about. But I think they were discussing what color to paint a room & my aunt said with a chuckle, "How about titty-pink??" We all burst out laughing!! Aunt Shirl could always make us laugh. Sure do miss her.

Clancy wrote: .....my mother uses that word too, smithy, it's used up here, It must be as "mum thing

Right, I'm going to "tittyvate myself up , by going for a haircut


That's obviously a nationwide word then, cos my mum uses it too! :wah:

We laugh at my daughter's pronunciation. She saw a Schweppes van and reading the writing on it asked "Whats Skew-weppies?"

And she wanted to know what colour was Berry-gundy? (Bergundy)

I totally confused her the other day by explaining that Worcestershire was pronounced 'Woo-sta-shah'! :wah: Poor kid! She's totally confuddled now! :rolleyes:

H-E-double L hockey sticks.........................:wah:

"He slapped me around like a red-headed stepchild."

"You stood me up like a bad prom date."

and of course,

"a pig in a poke."

"if that's what makes yer hair blow back"

SnoozeControl wrote: I was at a meeting and someone was reporting on a part that they were having difficulty procuring, just a few coming in at a time... so when they said "they're coming in spurts" I nearly wet myself laughing. And unfortunately, I was the only one in the room to do so.

Shut up, Arnold.


I was in a similar meeting once and I said that the bolts that we needed had to be ½" diameter.

I was asked "How long do you want them?"

to which I replied, "I was hoping to keep them"

I noticed that a lot of these posts refer to something said by your Gran. Whenever I had a pee, my Gran always used to say I was "Writing my name" and if I said something daft or amusing I was a "Sloppy Ha'pth" (Half pennyworth)

SnoozeControl wrote: Alright, I admit it! "Vienna sausage" sends me into convulsions of laughter.


So what about beanie wienies??

Hi all...I used to get laughed at or laughed with..when I used the phrase..him and haw...dont know if spelled correctly..but I have always used that..one of my favs to use at work..is oy vey...not sure spelling again..or ayecaramba!:D

"what in the blue f*ck is going on?" makes me giggle each time i hear it.

"whatever flicks your switch "

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times !"

Farts! The sound of a fart is by far, the funniest sound to me.