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LOL!

That's why we love you all!:-4

You all are also the designated bug killers, too!:D

I lived with one of those deluded guys who was always painfully aware of having to have manly traits. He was misguided,hilarious, and despite being big.... not manly at all. Heres a few.....

Collect tons of hunting clothing and paraphenalia.... camoflauge clothing, pouches,knives guns and tree stands. Dress up, bring a roll of toilet paper with you.. go out and sit in the woods for 20 minutes... But never kill anything.

Own a huge Harley... Polish it in the driveway every Saturday.. but never ride it.

Brag about how you can eat two whole pizzas.

Call the woman your living with, and whose supporting you.."The little woman"

Only rent and watch Steven Segal movies.

Refuse to wear deodorant, or cologne... or to use bandaids,or any kind of antiseptic cream.

Never shower at night, before you get into bed..shower in the morning to get into a dirty but deserving truck.

If you witness two males showing any kind of affection to each other... leave the room in a big huff.

Always suspect homosexual activity between two women who claim to be "friends' or prefer their own company to being with you.

At least 6 times a year tell the story about removing your own teeth, in the garage with a pair of plyers.

Make sure to let the hairs growing out of your nose.... meet each other in the middle.

Leave dirty underwear on top of the pile...to never be accused of using sissy toilet paper....or too much soap. A character who will never be forgotten.............