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18. "That piece of cake was bad, so I had to take another to see if it was good."

Hahaha....what my husband always used as an excuse! :wah:

16. Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.

This is very helpful information to have. :sneaky: It's a secret that has previously been kept from me! Thanks for sharing this, Clipper. :-6

"A bottle of diet soda and a candy bar evens things out."



How true is that! In my younger days, nothing tasted better than a bottle of diet pepsi with a twix candy bar!

I like this thread

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION



Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that's it - don't waste

them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your

heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the

life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and

corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an

efficient mechanism of delivering! vegetables to your system. Need grain?

Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy

vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily

allowance of vegetable products.

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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine; that

means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the

goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one.

If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise

program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is:! No Pain...Good

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Q: Aren 't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.

In fact, they're permeated by it. How could getting more vegetables be bad

for you?

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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the

middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should

only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO - Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the

best feel-good food around!

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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about

food and diets.

Oh, no more sit-ups for me! Thanks Unc'!:wah:

How about a thread on 'Reasons to drop yer drawers'?