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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only

you can feel the true warmth.

AAAAAAAMEN! :wah:

LOL! That is absolutely fanstastic, Sojo! How true! How true! I have a best friend whom I have been together with for 30 years.

The other day we were playing pool at my house, and he missed a shot.



He said, "Did I miss again?"

I replied, "I guess you missed again!"

Then, perfectly in synch, we both sang, "Whoa-oh-oh!" (from that old Phil Collins song in the 80's)

We busted up laughing so hard we fell to the floor and couldn't get up for 20 minutes!

Now THAT's friendship!

Yes, it is wonderful to "really know" someone. :-6