Warning To Women
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:36 am
Some of you have not experienced it yet- but be aware
IT will happen to you too.
Importance: High
Very good warning..some will heed it and some will not...
WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Do NOT fall asleep!!!!!
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose
kidneys were stolen while he was passed out---well, read on. While that
was an "urban legend" this one is not. It's happening everyday to woman
just like this one.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd,
four years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my
body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the
texture of cooked oatmeal!
Who would have done such a cruel thing? I spent the entire
summer looking for them, searched, in vain, at pools and beaches, anywhere I
might find female limbs exposed. I became obsessed. Finally, hurt and angry, I
resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again! My
rear end was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to
match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches
lower than the original) to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. Now
my rear complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long
skirts would stay in fashion.
It was 2 years ago when I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning while fixing my hair, I watched horrified but
fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro
with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary.
My body was being replaced, cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age was supposed to creep
up, unnoticed and intangible, something like maturity.
Then my poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving
turkey, it now reminded me of.
This NOT a hoax! This is happening to women
in every town everynight. Warn all your friends!!!!!
PS.... Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was
lying in bed and they were gone. As I sprang from my bed, I was
relieved to see that they were just hiding in my pajama bottoms. I now
keep them tucked in my waistband.
IT will happen to you too.
Importance: High
Very good warning..some will heed it and some will not...
WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Do NOT fall asleep!!!!!
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose
kidneys were stolen while he was passed out---well, read on. While that
was an "urban legend" this one is not. It's happening everyday to woman
just like this one.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd,
four years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my
body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the
texture of cooked oatmeal!
Who would have done such a cruel thing? I spent the entire
summer looking for them, searched, in vain, at pools and beaches, anywhere I
might find female limbs exposed. I became obsessed. Finally, hurt and angry, I
resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again! My
rear end was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to
match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches
lower than the original) to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. Now
my rear complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long
skirts would stay in fashion.
It was 2 years ago when I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning while fixing my hair, I watched horrified but
fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro
with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary.
My body was being replaced, cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age was supposed to creep
up, unnoticed and intangible, something like maturity.
Then my poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving
turkey, it now reminded me of.
This NOT a hoax! This is happening to women
in every town everynight. Warn all your friends!!!!!
PS.... Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was
lying in bed and they were gone. As I sprang from my bed, I was
relieved to see that they were just hiding in my pajama bottoms. I now
keep them tucked in my waistband.
