Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do doctors practise being doctors ? Shouldn't they know what they're doing by now.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes ?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
Do people who spend £2.00 on little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive ?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

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