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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:14 am
Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:39 am
I think I'm still sleepless about it....................
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:41 am
That's why I'm sleepless? What inner meaning is it? What does it portend for the future?
I'm going back to read the funnies...................
I'm going back to read the funnies...................
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:01 am
Frederick wrote: Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.
You won't SIT on their toddy?
You won't SIT on their toddy?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:06 am
Have a Sear's catalogue nearby?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:09 am
We could follow the leash laws and bag it and take it with us...........
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:09 am
I wasn't sleepless, but I am now. 
I'm going to the head. Somebody cover me.
I'm going to the head. Somebody cover me.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:11 am
There's always kitty litter................
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:12 am
SnoozeControl wrote: A little off topic, but my auntie used to light a match after a bathroom visit. Apparently, she preferred the smell of sulfur.:-2Maybe she was a closet fart flamer & didn't want you to know. :wah:
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:12 am
When I was little, my Mom had her 'toilette spray' in the bathroom. She finally figured out why she went through the stuff so fast when she saw me spraying the bowl after I used it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:13 am
Is that what toilette water was? Always wondered when I was a kid...................
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:22 am
hey wait, AC is in there Far!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:25 am
Far Rider wrote: yep... my fathers prefered method of cleansing the outhouse prior to use... specially when five boys were done!
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*Hack! Hack!*
*cough*
:yh_ghost
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*Hack! Hack!*
*cough*
:yh_ghost
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:30 am
Accountable wrote: *Hack! Hack!*
*cough*
:yh_ghost
SMOKING WILL KILL YOU!
*cough*
:yh_ghost
SMOKING WILL KILL YOU!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:34 am
*blowing teacher's whistle to get out of there!*
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:54 pm
Accountable wrote: *Hack! Hack!*
*cough*
:yh_ghost
Are you Ok Acc cause you seem to have gone of line
*cough*
:yh_ghost
Are you Ok Acc cause you seem to have gone of line
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:55 pm
Huh?????????????
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:55 pm
[QUOTE=Frederick]Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.[/QUOTE]
How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!
How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:55 pm
Pilgrim wrote: [QUOTE=Frederick]Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.[/QUOTE]
How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!And floaters can be really embarassing for a guest!
How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!And floaters can be really embarassing for a guest!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:14 pm
:yh_rotfl You guys!!
Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet! :wah:
Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet! :wah:
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:06 pm
I'm with you FAR, I laughed out loud at Betty Boops Mum sitation..!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet!
Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet!