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"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment." :wah:

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." :wah:

Those quotes really make me do a belly roll...........it isn't just kids who say the funniest things.

When I was very young and just first driving, I backed out of a parking space and hit a car that was crossing behind me. Having been told that one NEVER admits anything when there is an accident, I got out of the car and demanded from the guy driving the car I hit "How fast were you driving!?"

Needless to say, he just shook his head and got back in his car to wait for the police...................