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I'm a new guy. I type on a portable device called a hiptop and or a sidekick so mispellings and incorrect grammer come with the package. I have not done my profile yet and uploading a picture from this contraption is next to impossible. As soon as I get to a real computer I will do that.

That is all I have for you. At the moment. I haven't actually looked the site over yet so I am unsure as to what the popular topics are. I visit other forums....political, fishing, and surfing mostly....but I can adapt to where ever.



I don't have anything else. I only did this because the emails told me too. Or maybe it was the voices in my head. Not sure. The voices have been speaking spanish lately so I have no idea what they say. I will answer any questions except those concerning midgets, Carp, the Spanish Inqusition, and my relationship with the tall golden girl. Those are considered private topics and can not be approached.

Thank you and I am happy to be here.

Whats shakin you ask ? Well first thing thanks for asking, Ive been hoping someone would. My ass. Its shaking all over the place, the living room, the kitchen, outside when I smoke, everywhere. Shake shake shake...shake shake shake...shake that booty. I put on some funky blues this morning and my ass just started shaking, at first I thought....what the hell is this ? Now, Im not too worried about it.



The voices ? Thats another thing all together. Mine are in code and I spend most of my free time trying to decipher them. Its a challenge because theres like 34 of them, but hey gotta keep on truckin right ?

Welcome rumdiary! There are numerous topics here at the FG. Just jump in and type away. I'm still a newbie myself and these people are wonderful! They have class and are very oppinionated(?), it's absolutely wonderful! Your sorrows, once you become a regular, will become ours. Your happiness will become ours. Most opinions are welcome few are not. :wah: So welcome and Merry/Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays!

*Most opinions are welcome few are not.*





pffft......no one wants to hear my opinions though do they !

rumdiary wrote: I will answer any questions except those concerning midgets, Carp, the Spanish Inqusition, and my relationship with the tall golden girl. Those are considered private topics and can not be approached.



Thank you and I am happy to be here. I suppose there's not much point telling the one about the tall, beautiful blonde who insisted on being fed

carp in a bath of lime green jelly, whilst reading aloud an essay on the myths of the Spanish inquisition then?:rolleyes:

I'm puttin you on notice. If you ever do that again I swear to Crom I will call someone important and let them know that something really unimportant just went down.



What's the number to nine one one?

rumdiary wrote: I'm puttin you on notice. If you ever do that again I swear to Crom I will call someone important and let them know that something really unimportant just went down.





What's the number to nine one one?:wah: :p ....

SnoozeControl wrote: I bet you've been to the dentist recently. There's a plot afoot (atooth?) that involves putting radios inside teeth for espionage.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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Hey, newbie, good ta see ya, is your name 'cause you write down what

you drink? If so, or even if not, might I direct you to the Pub, there's

usually someone there to buy a newbie a drink...



;)

valerie wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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Hey, newbie, good ta see ya, is your name 'cause you write down what

you drink? If so, or even if not, might I direct you to the Pub, there's

usually someone there to buy a newbie a drink...



;)


It is the name of my favorite book that was sitting right in front of me when I registered.



Care to guess the author.



No googling.

Hunter Thompson-had to google it, never heard of it.

*sigh*

Back to my dusty old classics.................................

Welcome, welcome, Rumdiary. I'm sure you're going to like FG. This forum is very friendly, addictive, and it gets nuts sometimes -- like Nomad, in case you haven't already noticed.

Nomad, you're a trip! I hope you waited until your wife was awake this morning -- Sunday morning, no less -- before you put your funky music on and bounced your booty all over the place. :wah:

Valerie100 wrote: Welcome, welcome, Rumdiary. I'm sure you're going to like FG. This forum is very friendly, addictive, and it gets nuts sometimes -- like Nomad, in case you haven't already noticed.

Nomad, you're a trip! I hope you waited until your wife was awake this morning -- Sunday morning, no less -- before you put your funky music on and bounced your booty all over the place. :wah:






I just puked in my mouth a little bit.....

JAB wrote: I like the fact that there's someone just as warped as Nomad. He really did need a friend you know...

Welcome RumD!
thank you.....





I am happy to be here....





Sometimes I don't wear pants when I go to the bank....is that wrong....

rumdiary wrote: thank you.....









I am happy to be here....











Sometimes I don't wear pants when I go to the bank....is that wrong....it would depend on whether you planned to stick it up.

tmbsgrl wrote: :-3 LC!!!!! That was funny. :wah:


Ditto :wah:

I was trying to make a deposit.



Lots of people in the gutter here I see. I am a good Christian, Jew, Muslim, aethiest, nonspeller of religions, and budhist...so this sort of filth is beneath me.



I think.





Hapy Kwanza everyone.

Incidentally...I am thinking of becoming a body builder but I don't like weights. Or anything heavy except whiskey. Can somone give me an alternative?



Thanks.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Buy the dumb bells for home that you fill with sand only leave them empty. Voila light weights. Then stuff your jumper to look like muscles. Leave empty pill pots lying aroud to make your friends think you are on steroids. Finally hold your arms away from your body and walk like you've been on a horse.

A body builder




I swear by the beard of Crom I like the way you think.



You are a good patriotic American I can tell**.













**Substitute American for any other nationality if necessary.

lady cop wrote: it would depend on whether you planned to stick it up.


OMG!!!!!! Stick it up?????? LOL Anyway-- welcome to the crazy mixed up world of the Garden! I am sure your gonna fit right in....The ladies are wonderful here--the men are funny as hell...and then there are the other ones......BE CAREFUL---:wah: You sound like a good character - and full of sh*t...hee hee..........WELCOME!:-4

mominiowa wrote: OMG!!!!!! Stick it up?????? LOL Anyway-- welcome to the crazy mixed up world of the Garden! I am sure your gonna fit right in....The ladies are wonderful here--the men are funny as hell...and then there are the other ones......BE CAREFUL---:wah: You sound like a good character - and full of sh*t...hee hee..........WELCOME!:-4






Well thank you. I appreciate that. My politics tend to **** people off which is why a few political websites don't like me. But my original warped sense of humor has been drowned out by my political views. Here...I can be funny in the funny areas and politic in the politic areas. Where have you been all my life?







No seriously.....where the **** have you been all my life....



I'm just kidding......









No...I'm not.....





I am.....I swear.....









I'm am not ****ing kidding here....













Ha...that's just jokes........









No its not....





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Two out of the three voices in my head tell me to say

SnoozeControl wrote: I just can't repeat this enough... you're never alone when you're a schizophrenic.


I think I just found that out about you.

SnoozeControl wrote: I mean this in the nicest possible way:
Right!

SnoozeControl wrote: Hey, I just remembered I've got a cute welcome gif somewhere amongst my porn. Maybe I'll post it.



Naw, I'm too lazy.


Who wants to see sneezers porn ? I do, I do !

SnoozeControl wrote: I just can't repeat this enough... you're never alone when you're a schizophrenic.




I understand at the National Schizophrenic Assoc. get togethers, the members are prone to wearing several name tags.

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Right!




..................................... -which one was I talking to?



Whats good for the goose is good for the gander

SnoozeControl wrote: er... its things like photos of bin Laden with the nose cut out and a man's dangly bits shoved through.
Well, now that's just nuts.....

SnoozeControl wrote: :-4
Don't try to get lovey dovey with me now.......:yh_angry

SnoozeControl wrote: Isn't it, though?



Anywhere I can post this without disturbing the mommy crowd?
Is this a serious question, Snooze? You should know by now what's acceptable and what isn't. Are you really having a dillema about whether or not you can post an image?

SnoozeControl wrote: Listen you. I like you a lot, but you're getting on my last nerve. Don't push me.


Say what! LOL

my,my,my,my :p

OK all you wacko's ... step aside I want to get back to the question at hand..l RUMDIARY going to the bank with no pants on??? This is serious stuff..

WELCOME RUMDIARY.. THIS PLACE IS FULL OF CRAZY PEOPLE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.. :sneaky: