Forgotten Anniversary
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:18 am
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
