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i am aware that in the US, a citizen can marry and petition for an immigrant spouse.. now, what about a legal permanent resident [green card holder], can they petition for their spouse too?.....:-3

Far Rider wrote: yes, there is a mandary two year waiting period now.
mandatory... ya dork

Does any American women want to marry me so I can get them lovely foodstamps? and of course be a faithful :sneaky: loyal :-2 husband? My picture is in the photo's, I have me own teeth, and I can fix plugs, any takers?

Galbally wrote: Does any American women want to marry me so I can get them lovely foodstamps? and of course be a faithful :sneaky: loyal :-2 husband? My picture is in the photo's, I have me own teeth, and I can fix plugs, any takers?


can you do beans on toast?

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: can you do beans on toast? I can, but only if you are a girl, suppose you want both sides of the bread toasted and all?.

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm not sure I'd want to marry you, but some of the fringe benefits might be nice.


Nah, nah, I'm a Catholic Irish boy, its a ring for a ring, if you know what I mean! Then again,

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm not sure I'd want to marry you, but some of the fringe benefits might be nice.




Why not marry him ? Whats wrong with Galbally aside from the obvious ? Hes smart as hell, witty, hes Irish so he can probably throw a grenade further than anyone here ! Cant beat that.

Nomad wrote: Why not marry him ? Whats wrong with Galbally aside from the obvious ? Hes smart as hell, witty, hes Irish so he can probably throw a grenade further than anyone here ! Cant beat that.


Thank you nomad, if only you were an American girl, but whats the "obvious"? Is it the slightly long hair, cause I can cut that, hear that ladies, I will get the military cut if that's what it takes. Come on, I wana green card, they are really hard on us foriegn types now, I'm never gona get to Roswell to meet the Aliens at this rate. :-1

P.S. Were not always fighting us Irish, and if anyone disagrees I'll break their face

I have a single friend who is looking for a "mate"...LOL Catholic girl--- bank manager for Wells Fargo and well off----just needs a good man -cuz hers was a dope! I think wolvie is closer then u though...LOL Move to IOWA!

Thanks love, but I've gone off the idea now, though it was good for the 5 hours that it lasted. But I forgot that I quite like being single as I've been going out with someone or other since I was 18 when I think about it (except during 1997 for some reason). But, if for some strange reason I get sent to Iowa on a fact-finding mission about whatever it is people do there I will look her up. Where is Iowa?, is that in the midwest, oh I think it is, I did have a girlfriend from Indiana once, she was part commanche I think, stunning. Any American lads looking for Irish women? I know some nice single ones, they are tough cookies now, no messing, but they are nice once you get to know them. And of course there is that whole problem with being 3,000 miles away, but sure love conquers all so they say. :-4

but sure love conquers all so they say. :-4................it does.

lady cop wrote: but sure love conquers all so they say. :-4................it does.


Sure, you are an example to us all ladycop, maybe I will give some American girl a go, well thats if she will give me a try, nah, hold on, perhaps I should go totally exotic and visit Wales for some lurve.

Galbally wrote: Sure, you are an example to us all ladycop, maybe I will give some American girl a go, well thats if she will give me a try, nah, hold on, perhaps I should go totally exotic and visit Wales for some lurve. ...she waits, lonely in wales :wah:

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SnoozeControl wrote: I'm not even sure where the heck Iowa is! Near Kansas? I think its a square state... I'm pretty sure its landbound.


Thats what I like about you..................

You're QUICK..............

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm not even sure where the heck Iowa is! Near Kansas? I think its a square state... I'm pretty sure its landbound. .

Right, well if your not sure, then I don't feel so bad, god I don't even know the names of any Iowan cities, I'm sorry Iowa, but your international profile is not very high, then again, thats probably a good thing as you won't have to put up with Irish people coming to visit, stealing your drink, robbing your women, and starting fights.

lady cop wrote: ...she waits, lonely in wales :wah:


Oh well, when in Rome I suppose, perhaps I should stay at home?

IOWA?? You don't know anything about Iowa....well sir--we happen to have one of the largest..... ummmmmmm.......hmmmmmmm:-2 ..well we have the biggest........gez.....ummmmmmmmm let me see......WE HAVE CORN!! Lots of CORN....and beans....and hogs....and cattle.............:-2 yeah thats what we have....AGRICULTURE!

Ohhhh yeah - and we have tornados!! too

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Galbally wrote: I can, but only if you are a girl, suppose you want both sides of the bread toasted and all?.
Yes Galbally, I am a woman and I really have a need to know how all you Peeps on the other side of the "Pond" do beans on toast.

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Yes Galbally, I am a woman and I really have a need to know how all you Peeps on the other side of the "Pond" do beans on toast.


OK then, here does. First we get some white sliced bread, now we toast it, English people like one side only, American two, Irish don't care. We have of course already heated a nice tin of Heinz baked beans on the cooker, then we heavily butter the toast, place the 2, 3, or 4 slices (depending on how much of a toast fiend you are) onto a plate and pour over the bean. Then you can grate some cheese on the beans if you are a bit posh, with a bit of pepper. Then get your knife, fork, and spoon and nosh in. Lovely! Hows that, am I doing well?

mominiowa wrote: I have a single friend who is looking for a "mate"...LOL Catholic girl--- bank manager for Wells Fargo and well off----just needs a good man -cuz hers was a dope! I think wolvie is closer then u though...LOL Move to IOWA!
i'm here. Ready and waiting.