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Since I'm still nice when I'm naughty, I think I deserve a shot gun so I can shoot you in the butt:sneaky:

:-2 Sat nav please Grinchy.

dear grinch....Abbey is VERY naughty!! and she's one of those santa lovers too.

Is it really sad to want a bread maker?:o

A really expensive one please which makes bagels.:-6

And an obligatory pair of PJ's as well please.:-3

lady cop wrote: dear grinch....Abbey is VERY naughty!! and she's one of those santa lovers too.
som bit** your pushing it girl (tee hee hee)

fleas

on

my

dog.....

Just cos its her birthday she gets what she wants!

lady cop wrote: dear grinch....Abbey is VERY naughty!! and she's one of those santa lovers too. That's it Lady, you crossed the line now.

I shall be offline for the next hour ordering every xmas brochure i can find for this witch.

hmmm... what do I want for Christmas? hmmmm....

abbey wrote: That's it Lady, you crossed the line now.

I shall be offline for the next hour ordering every xmas brochure i can find for this witch. awwww i just ordered some rhinestone collars for your doggies! and rhinestone cuffs for you! you can't stay mad at me! :-1

Far Rider wrote: Here you go my dear *big smile*.... theres no cord though! and it does do bagels and toast... heres some toast...







You can have new PJ's but first go take your good will to the thrift store! Off with yer head! ..I mean Off with you now, my dear!


It's burnt!

I'm going to look up other religions to see who get the most present giving times.

We don't get nearly enough presents in christianity!:(

What do you mean it's not all about presents?:mad:

lady cop wrote: awwww i just ordered some rhinestone collars for your doggies! and rhinestone cuffs for you! you can't stay mad at me! :-1 That's not fair, surely the cuffs are a pressie for Ian not me!

abbey wrote: That's not fair, surely the cuffs are a pressie for Ian not me! ;)hmmmmm....good point...let me think about your pressie...something outrageous for certain!!

Do I have to sit on SantaGrinch's lap to order my present? Looks kinda spikey...:-3

HEH HEH...

yah that's what I thought... where's the drop off box...

can I email my request?

(((vicky Mae, Rob's being nasty))) :sneaky:

abbey wrote: (((vicky Mae, Rob's being nasty))) :sneaky: yeah!!!

:-3

SweetDarlin wrote: Do I have to sit on SantaGrinch's lap to order my present? Looks kinda spikey...:-3


Don't do it SD.....TOOOOOOO risky....heaven only knows whats under all that GREEN...mmm...stuff !!

I'll just stick with prayers thanks... :-2

Is there something I can get YOU for Christmas Grinchy?

*LC Shot Santa and his little Reindeer (nice shootign LC)*______________________________________________________That didnt happen. LC is a big softy & she loves Christmas. (Especially the egg nog) She whimpers when she watches Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer & she puts her Christmas tree up on July 5th.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... sorry Grinchy. I can't get you that. I can give you a great big ol hug. I cook a mean rare roast beast... extra gravy? come on... you know you want it.

Nomad wrote: *LC Shot Santa and his little Reindeer (nice shootign LC)*______________________________________________________That didnt happen. LC is a big softy & she loves Christmas. (Especially the egg nog) She whimpers when she watches Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer & she puts her Christmas tree up on July 5th. You forgot to add Its a wonderful life, she adores that film.

abbey wrote: You forgot to add Its a wonderful life, she adores that film.
No doubt about it. Shes probably singing Im dreaming of a white Christmas right now. How much you wanna bet she is. pft

I have no intention of being nice to anyone, but I would like a boxed set of "Cosmos" DVD's by Carl Sagan for Crimbo, erm...please?. If you do not aquiesce to my demands I shall prove by scientific analysis that you are a fictional character and you shall cease to exist.

baby jesus is crying tears of blood for your greed, galbally.

And remember kids once you tazer the mean old grinch he becomes a slimy

green mass and christmas returns back to normal.

He and his co-A$$ (Anit Santa Society) members dislike this song

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

>From the bottom of my heart.

[repeats]

Actual translation:

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Prosperous New Year and Happiness.

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Far Rider wrote: And for you.... GONAD... the greatest gift of all!





A VESECTOMY!
Far....wow man thats harsh. I have Nonadic ideas to pass on to little Nonads.(I can see it coming already.....go ahead Far, I know you must)

Ok...i wasn't going to post this, but Nomad has driven me to extreme measures....here is a photo of N***d singing carols and entertaining the local chamber of commerce ....

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No wonder pussycat frowns on Christmas...this is what Christmas morning looks like for her. Just pathetic.

Far Rider wrote: Ahhh my beautiful Rose... tell the Grinch what thorns lay under your pretty petals.... and what doth thou greed? er, um, I mean desire?:p




Seeing as you're being such a SWEET Grinch....can I have....mmmmmm.......



this lovely hamper.....AND as you're being such a 'sweetie' we'll share....






Pst...what's under my petals ? *#+$%"! ?~#*/

chunky!

lady cop wrote: Ok...i wasn't going to post this, but Nomad has driven me to extreme measures....here is a photo of N***d singing carols and entertaining the local chamber of commerce ....
LOL...not even close love !