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Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:20 pm
by Lon
What!!! You put the toilet seat lid down again.
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm
by Lon
I wish this TV program had more commercials.
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:42 pm
by Lon
May I have some more haggis please.:wah:
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm
by minks
yes I will walk up to the TV and press the button I don't mind that the remote is missing (male)
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm
by minks
Lon wrote: May I have some more haggis please.:wah:
and liver
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:47 pm
by lady cop
officer, can you tighten these cuffs up a little????
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:48 pm
by minks
lady cop wrote: officer, can you tighten these cuffs up a little????
oh really?? ahahahahahahahahahaha ooo ok no you would never hear that right
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:51 pm
by Lon
I really like the green dress better. It helps to highlight your eyes and goes so well with your tan, and yes wear the pearls.
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:53 pm
by minks
of course you can have the credit card honey ahahahaha
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:57 pm
by devist8me
" I swear, I only had 15 beers tonight"
(as opposed to two)
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:26 pm
by minks
ohhh you poor couple that is the ugliest baby in the solar system.
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:30 pm
by BabyRider
"Oh, no, you must get in front of me in the fast lane....I insist."
(Man to woman) "Sweetheart, can't we rent "The English Patient" instead?
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:03 pm
by Lon
The "Watchtower"? Yes, I would like a subscription.
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:22 am
by Uncle Kram
I don't mind waiting here a little longer with my legs crossed if you'd like to join the mile-high club
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:58 am
by cherandbuster
(man to woman) "YES!!! Your ass looks HUGE in those pants, sweetheart!"
Funeral arrangements for the husband will be announced shortly

Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:55 am
by Beagle
(man to woman) "I hate the birthday present you bought me - what were you thinking?"
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:52 pm
by weber
Let's turn out the lights and play tag in the dark.
(weeeeeeeel I suppose .......nah):D
Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:12 pm
by weber
(Clancy) Oh Scotland, that's a terrible place to live.

Things you're not going to hear people say
Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:14 pm
by guppy
an audit did you say? can't wait. you just made my day!