Another Joke Du Jour
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:37 am
A woman enters a brain boutique and tells the salesclerk she wants the best brain money can buy.
The salesman shows her an Italian brain, which sells for $150.00
Next he shows her a Chinese brain, which costs $175.00
Then he shows her a Mexican brain, which retails for $185.00
Finally, he shows her an American brain, which goes for a whopping $500.00
The woman asks the salesman why the American brain is so much more expensive than the others, and he explains, "It's never been used."
The salesman shows her an Italian brain, which sells for $150.00
Next he shows her a Chinese brain, which costs $175.00
Then he shows her a Mexican brain, which retails for $185.00
Finally, he shows her an American brain, which goes for a whopping $500.00
The woman asks the salesman why the American brain is so much more expensive than the others, and he explains, "It's never been used."