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Would someone...anyone please give me some grief ???

Nomad wrote: Would someone...anyone please give me some grief ???


*passes grief to Nomad* You want fries with that?

gimee the business Annie...lay it on me heavy !

SnoozeControl wrote: Nomad, you're the illegitimate spawn of Satan and you didn't even get his good looks.




Ohhh I like that ! You just getting warmed up ?

Is this the sort of thread a noobie should be posting on?

Nomad wrote: Would someone...anyone please give me some grief ???


no. I won't. I'm going to lovebomb you until you're sick.

nomad...oh nomaaaddddd:-4

Yes ! Give me your best shot !

Nomad wrote: gimee the business Annie...lay it on me heavy !


*loads tray up with ketchup, mustard, mayo, onions, relish, napkins, salt and pepper*

booradley wrote: no. I won't. I'm going to lovebomb you until you're sick.

nomad...oh nomaaaddddd:-4




You stop that ! Give me hell like theres no tomorrow !

Nomad is this some kind of masochistic thing, coz I'm not sure I want to get into that whole area, but if you want insults I will be happy to oblige (with a qualifier of course so I don't get banned). Of course you are a fine human being and anything that is said should be taken in a lighthearted fashion.



You muppet.

Muppet ?















Muppet ???



Ok Ive had enough.

*lurk, lurk, laugh*

Where is loveable cuddles ?



Cmon LC show em how its done ! :sneaky:

Nomad wrote: Muppet ?















Muppet ???



Ok Ive had enough.


Yes, it usually has that effect alright.

Nomad wrote: You stop that ! Give me hell like theres no tomorrow !


sorry snugglebunny:rolleyes:

Nomad wrote: Where is loveable cuddles ?



Cmon LC show em how its done ! :sneaky:Nomad is a masochist. he needs abuse and plenty of it...verbal and especially spanish-inquisition- type racking and burning and screws and iron maiden. he likes it. it turns him on. just rip out his entrails, burn them in front of him, hang him until only half-dead and as the coup-de-grace chop off his head, but no subtle french swordsman, use a butcher apprentice. otherwise, he is perfectly normal nomad. you can recognize him by the hair shirt and cat-o-nine-tails.

booradley wrote: sorry snugglebunny:rolleyes:




Your not playing right.





*loveydovey *

lady cop wrote: Nomad is a masochist. he needs abuse and plenty of it...verbal and especially spanish-inquisition- type racking and burning and screws and iron maiden. he likes it. it turns him on. just rip out his entrails, burn them in front of him, hang him until only half-dead and as the coup-de-grace chop off his head, but no subtle french swordsman, use a butcher apprentice. otherwise, he is perfectly normal nomad. you can recognize him by the hair shirt and cat-o-nine-tails.






whew......thanks lc :-6

Nomad wrote: whew......thanks lc :-6was it good for you? :wah:

lady cop wrote: Nomad is a masochist. he needs abuse and plenty of it...verbal and especially spanish-inquisition- type racking and burning and screws and iron maiden. he likes it. it turns him on. just rip out his entrails, burn them in front of him, hang him until only half-dead and as the coup-de-grace chop off his head, but no subtle french swordsman, use a butcher apprentice. otherwise, he is perfectly normal nomad. you can recognize him by the hair shirt and cat-o-nine-tails.


Oh your a police woman alright. If I am ever in Florida and feel like doing something against the law, I think I shall tell you first.

Anyway, Nomad, so you havn't had enough have you?. You bounder, by god sir, I shall insult you to ends of the earth if needs may be. You sir are a wastrel and a blackguard, the stocks are too good for you. I suggest that you submit yourself to lady cop so that she may administer a sound thrashing.

*getting out rotten tomatos to throw*

Even Nomad deserves a last wish, before his doom..........................

Thanks guys. I cant tell you how much this means to me. Im going to go eat pizza now. Feel free to lambast me in my absence. :-6

Oh, we will, Nomad....................save some pepperoni slices for me!

Galbally wrote: I suggest that you submit yourself to lady cop so that she may administer a sound thrashing.no, that's what he wants. :rolleyes:

*jumping on the bed while Nomad is gone, and TP-ing the house

Nomad, you make my nose hairs stand on end!

Galbally wrote: Oh your a police woman alright. If I am ever in Florida and feel like doing something against the law, I think I shall tell you first.


LC is in Florida

Annie Mouse wrote: LC is in Florida


Erh, I think she is? Its such a big country, its impossible to keep track of where ye all are. I'm sure she will correct me (very sternly) if I am wrong.

*raiding his 'frig*

I hope he has some snicker bites somewhere...................

i am in florida. :-6

Oh no, do go on snooze, Nomad will love it.........................

Yeah, we better stop now, unless he brings us back some pizza.

:yh_rotfl

You mean he wears Buster Brown's?

They match his undergarments in style.............

Well, isn't Nomad a little disturbing at times..............................:wah:

nomad you complete loser

the things you will do for attention :rolleyes:

Right it is ridiculously late over here, so I'm off. Goodnight to all.

P.S. Nomad, you are a gobshite. (just staying on message).

buttercup wrote: nomad you complete loser

the things you will do for attention :rolleyes:where the heck have you been Buttercup???

hi gorgeous girl, you would think i hadent been sending you e-mails :rolleyes:

buttercup wrote: hi gorgeous girl, you would think i hadent been sending you e-mails :rolleyes:i have been worried about you pretty lady! glad you are OK! xoxoxox i was away and didn't get your mail.