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What is the absolute worst movie, or one that you cannot stand, that you watched?

I cannot stand Bridgett Jones. I was in my 30's and married when this movie was a first-run. Bridgett Jones is in her 30's, and she acts like such an idiot. I thought it was really an insult. She doesn't know how to act with men. She acts like a juvenille teenager, and here I am -- or was -- a married woman her own age watching this piece of trash and feeling like whomever wrote the story obviously didn't know many 30-something women. Bridgett Jones is a freak!

Yentil

Sophies Choice

but worst of all ever ever ever Love Story

I haven't got a worst movie, I just turn the tv off if I'm not enjoying it:(

Have to agree with OS on this one, if there's a movie that is just rubbish after 20 minutes or so then it's straight off. In general terms, I'm really not a romantic film kind of guy, so any romantic movies are a big no-no for me.

That batman film with Arnie in it, you know where he plays Dr. Ice or something. Its truly truly awful, not even interestingly bad, just utter crap. In fact its so bad, it should be used to teach aspiring film students what not to do on just about every level in films. I hate superhero films anyway, but someone payed for me to go, and I still walked out after about an hour, whch I never do in films, even bad ones. Oh wait, I walked out on XXX, which I knew was gonna be nonsense anyway, but there was this girl who liked Mr. Diesel, or Mr. Petrol or whatever his name is, and i was on the make, so.

There are too many bad bad films really to think about, but those 2 stand out cause I actually saw them in the cinema.

I agree with Gal about XXX-boring! My husband likes that film, has the DVD-a sure way for me to leave the room for 2 hours. The Batman film-yeah it stunk, but Arnold is always the best! What a hunk!:-4

Give a grade B science flic from the 1950s-at least their funny!

[QUOTE=SnoozeControl]I LOVE this movie, I even have it on DVD. Hugh Grant, first seen exiting an elevator, with a rather reptilian leer on his face. Colin Firth, all prim and proper, just like his Mr Darcy role in "Pride and Prejudice" (which I also own on DVD.) And granted, Bridget's not the perfect movie heroine, but she's more realistic than most. Although I'd hardly call lollypop head Renee Zellweger fat in the movie.

Its a bit girlie, but Bridget Jones isn't a bad film at all. I think she did a very good job of impersonating a Brit, which not all American actors can do very well. I certainly wouldn't call it a bad movie, you might not like it for reasons of taste, but its not particularly "bad".

SnoozeControl wrote: I loooove 50s sci fi movies! "Forbidden Planet", the original "The War of the Worlds", "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Granted, the special FX look cheesy to us now, but the acting was pretty good and the plots were riveting. There was an English one called something like "500 Million Years to Earth" that scared the crap out of me.

I just love me some Sci Fi.


I love all that stuff too, but what about "Plan 9 from outer space"? Absolutely brilliant, or the original "The Thing" classic, classic stuff.

All those recently made Sci-Fi Channel made- for -TV movies. They all stink.

IMO

Well, maybe, it's a cultural difference-thing then, for the UK.

Here, in the US, I thought for a 30-something woman, Bridget Jones was an immature idiot. Like I said, I was married then and was close to her age. I took it as an insult that they actually believe that a 30-something woman acted like that, and I thought Bridget Jones was acting like a young 20-something just starting out. It was a pathetic portrait of a 30-something woman, I thought.

HBO's Sex In The City portrays 30-somethings much more accurately.

Awesome thread!!!!!!!!!!

absolute worst movie ever made:

The 9th Gate, with johnny depp.



then

From Hell, Cry Baby, Vanilla Sky

:yh_sick :yh_tired

tmbsgrl wrote: The patriot

Lord of the Rings

Star wars

Harry Potter

anything western

anything old

Think that is about it.
well, Geez.

That's awesome. you have such a wide and diverse taste in movies....









NOT:wah:

Wolverine wrote: Awesome thread!!!!!!!!!!

absolute worst movie ever made:

The 9th Gate, with johnny depp.



then

From Hell, Cry Baby, Vanilla Sky

:yh_sick :yh_tired
Romy and Michelle's high school reunion

I remember one called "White Fang, the Hunter." It was after Dances With Wolves was released in the theaters.

When I was a teenager, a friend and I would get this movie, as well as one called "The Stuff," and watch them just to die of hysterics. These movies were so horrible that they were comical!

I have found that anything made by Lion's Gate is going to be a grade B movie and not such a good one. I've seen many not so good movies by Lion's Gate. The effects are bad. The acting is bad. Usually, the cast has no chemistry either -- blah!

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Howard the Duck

moulin rouge BLECCCHHHH!!!!

observer1 wrote: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Howard the Duck
those are classics!!!!!!!!!

Sh!tty, but classic non-the-less

ArnoldLayne wrote:

Grease
my Friggin hero!!!

Wolverine wrote: those are classics!!!!!!!!!

Sh!tty, but classic non-the-less


STUPID, STUPID movies!!! :-5

observer1 wrote: STUPID, STUPID movies!!! :-5
you probably don't like Rocky Horror either, do you??

observer1 wrote: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Howard the Duck


I was waiting to see if someone would post this... HTD is the worst,

I oughta know, I worked on it!!



:o



(Don't spose I could interest anybody in buying a beautiful satin

HTD jacket now could I? Din't think so...)

Wolverine wrote: you probably don't like Rocky Horror either, do you??i LOVE rocky horror....let's do the time warp again!!

Wisegirls with Mira Sorvino and Mariah Carey.

Oh and Glitter, too. You know what? ANything with Mariah Carey is stupid.

Alexander

we could not even finish it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh, Alexander was great, but then, I am a history lover................

It should have been done chronolically, not back and forth...........

Worst Movie: Legally Blonde

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, Alexander was great, but then, I am a history lover................

It should have been done chronolically, not back and forth...........

Worst Movie: Legally Blonde


OMG I loved that one hehehehe Elle McPhearson was so cute ahahahahaha (we own it) tee hee hee

You and me need to swap movies, Minks..........................

chonsigirl wrote: You and me need to swap movies, Minks..........................


I have a tonne of chick flicks... teen girls ya know.

Hey I like my history too, "the last of the Mohicans" with Daniel Day Lewis was an awesome movie.

Ah, any Arnold movie and I'm a happy girl................................:-4

I have seen some classics...

Seeing as MR V is well into his martial arts l have had to sit some um how would you say it.......stinkers..

All to make up for making him watch a movie l rented that well, sucked a bit...

The one about witchcraft with nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock...

cant remember the name..

oh boy have l paid for it..

I now get scared if he says want to watch a movie :-3

SnoozeControl wrote: I loooove 50s sci fi movies! "Forbidden Planet", the original "The War of the Worlds", "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Granted, the special FX look cheesy to us now, but the acting was pretty good and the plots were riveting. There was an English one called something like "500 Million Years to Earth" that scared the crap out of me.


A great one, it's a "Quartermass" movie about finding a buried UFO in London.



I just love me some Sci Fi.


Dude! You rule! i special ordered all of those on DVD!

You forgot:

When Worlds Collide

Journey to the Center of the Earth

The Time Machine!!!! (I'm showing the George Pall 1960 version to the kids right now!

Time Machine is great!

The mannequin in the store window, so cool............................

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.....................50s version!

speed 2........

need l say more...

Wolverine wrote: you probably don't like Rocky Horror either, do you??


Actually, I even DRESSED UP to go see Rocky Horror when I was a teenager. Only to be told the durned thing was SOLD OUT!! Got lost & had to stop at a gas station to ask for directions. But Rocky Horror is a CLASSIC!:)

"Deep Throat" 70's flick absolute shite! Paid to get into the movie (under age and snuck in really) and the first 10 min were instant crap!!! Walked out. Decided then and there pseudo porn was not my thing ahahahahaha

More worst movies eh?

Hmmmn...well.

Jerry McGuire, is it possible to be more painfully sentimental?

Miss Congenialty 2. I havn't even seen it and I don't care.

Mission to Mars, I wish they had crashed on Venus.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme in it, or even mentions him.



Lay off "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" that is a work of sublime genius, I am currently writing a script entitled "Revenge of the enraged Tulips" it will be a work of monumental importance to modern cinema.

Dirty Dancing

Anaconda

Beverly Hillbillies

And I know Everyone loves this movie, but I am SO SICK of

Ferris Bueller:-5

Remakes of old TV shows never make it in the movies..................:p

Galbally wrote: More worst movies eh?

Hmmmn...well.

Jerry McGuire, is it possible to be more painfully sentimental?

Miss Congenialty 2. I havn't even seen it and I don't care.

Mission to Mars, I wish they had crashed on Venus.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme in it, or even mentions him.



Lay off "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" that is a work of sublime genius, I am currently writing a script entitled "Revenge of the enraged Tulips" it will be a work of monumental importance to modern cinema.


You can throw Jean Claude at me & I'll throw Tomatoes at you! :p

observer1 wrote: You can throw Jean Claude at me & I'll throw Tomatoes at you! :p


Is that what people do on dates in America these days?, I had no idea!