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Apparently, when timing the egg, it's important to drive in a straight line otherwise the timing is a few milliseconds out and the egg could end up as hard as a brick.:wah:

LADIES When treating genital thrush, always ensure you use natural bio-yoghurt and not raspberry flavoured Munch Bunch.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Been there done that!

The letter in letterbocks is so funny, and so true.

I never was that sensitive Arnold



LADIES When invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party, go wearing hair rollers, so that the Queen will think you are going somewhere REALLY important afterwards.





CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a **** before the film starts.

I am loving this ...........



I was at the U2 gig at Twickenham Stadium last week. Seeing Bono's speech it was clear he is concerned about poverty and fair trade. Perhaps, then, he can explain why I paid seventy quid to get in, and six quid for a effing cheese pasty and a bottle of pop? Reg Reggington

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Oh no now everyone is going to access Roger's profanisaurus

Bothwell wrote: Oh no now everyone is going to access Roger's profanisaurusShurrup yer womfer..:wah::wah:

*in character*

Hey, we can think up our own words like that whenever we want, I don't need a book!

abbey wrote: Shurrup yer womfer..:wah::wah:


Define "womfer" please.

OpenMind wrote: Define "womfer" please.Sorry, cant do that, i found it on Rogers Profanisaurus. :sneaky: