Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:53 am

Where is the big lug

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:06 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;450371 wrote: Where is the big lug

i'm not a lug

i'm a lummox

not having forum garden when your used to it sucks i feel cut of from the world honest

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:40 am

Hamster;451071 wrote: Here's a question for ya...

Jimbo..can you feel the love??

indeed i can guys my brain has melted

i went shopping i took sue's car it has not driven for a week or so and i was worried the battery would go flat

so did the shopping i was walking round the massive car park looking for my car carrying all the shopping bags well heavy

and i thought who the hell would steal that peice of junk ,i was about to report it to the police i pulled out the keys so as i could get the car reg number and when i pulled out sue's keys i remembered doh doh doh

i went to hoover the floor this morning and the hoover wire pulled over a kettle of scalding water over the floor jimbo hopping bare foot every where doh doh doh :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:44 am

Are you ok?

You didn't hurt yourself did you?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:48 am

Just remember Jimbo, that even you need to take a break at sometime, so just don't go overdooing yourself alright!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:28 am

Imladris;451102 wrote: Are you ok?

You didn't hurt yourself did you?

i'm fine lucky though

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:28 am

Hamster;451130 wrote: Jimbo what time will OpenMind get here??

as soon as he can hammy :-4 :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:31 am

chrisb84uk;451108 wrote: Just remember Jimbo, that even you need to take a break at sometime, so just don't go overdooing yourself alright!!

i'm fine chris i did have a bit of a chin wobble as she went off in the ambulance though just sitting here in the house alone without having sue to look after , last thing i need time on my hands for thinking

for some strange reason i turned on the pc and the internet is working wierd that but most welcome

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:53 pm

Hamster;452586 wrote: Jimbo did you hope this thread was gonna slide down "Today's Posts" ???

not a chance hambo :wah:

how are ya

sue has had the scan its a ruptered disc

not as bad as we thought

so thats some good news for a change :-6

how are things with you and roger the lodger :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:15 am

Hamster;453907 wrote: Jimbo where am I gonna put all Open Mind's stuff??? :-5 :wah:
Oxfam, Save the Children, car boot sale.......oh oops did I just say that out loud!?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:12 am

jimbo-why am i up sooooo early? :-6

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:29 pm

Jimbo, why does my other half deliberatly p*** me off just when I'm trying to go to sleep and then moan when I go off in a strop downstairs?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:29 pm

Jim, do you realise how close this thread is getting to 1000 posts?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:14 am

*bump*

How's Suzy, sweetness??

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:29 pm

Imladris;455143 wrote: *bump*

How's Suzy, sweetness??

just got back from the hospital she had an injection thing but it did not work we have to work out if she thinks its worth having a risky op that could work or she could end up in a wheelchair

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:30 pm

Imladris;454421 wrote: Jimbo, why does my other half deliberatly p*** me off just when I'm trying to go to sleep and then moan when I go off in a strop downstairs?

coz you pester him for sex the poor guy only wants some sleep for petes sake

aint you got no batteries woman :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:34 pm

guppy;453934 wrote: jimbo-why am i up sooooo early? :-6

i dont know some fin fishy going on here

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:25 am

jimbo;455374 wrote: coz you pester him for sex the poor guy only wants some sleep for petes sake

aint you got no batteries woman :wah:

:yh_ooooo

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:27 am

Jimbo, If our knees bent the other way, what shape would a chair be?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:27 am

Hamster;455662 wrote: Jimbo why do I have such a hangover?? :-5

hambo because you have evolved tup north and you should drink northern girls beer if you try our southern strong beer your asking for trouble:wah:

hammy i have just spoken to my girl on the phone i cried tears of joy she is ok but will be in a home thing till june and then she is moving to england yaaay :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:30 am

Uncle Kram;455769 wrote: Jimbo, If our knees bent the other way, what shape would a chair be?

the same but you would have to have the back of the chair facing the tv so as you could see it but what possible possition could you use if you got friendly with a lady on it

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:40 am

Hamster;455771 wrote: I wondered what had happened to your batteries too...:wah:

Betty's probably got some!!

I have a drawer full, I have an awful fear of running out of batteries

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:43 am

jimbo;455800 wrote:

hammy i have just spoken to my girl on the phone i cried tears of joy she is ok but will be in a home thing till june and then she is moving to england yaaay :-6

Why June?? Fantastic news though! :-4 Just wondered why the delay?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:05 am

Hamster;455771 wrote: I wondered what had happened to your batteries too...:wah:

Betty's probably got some!!

Fortunately they're rechargeable, unfortunately you have to wait for them to recharge!!:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:30 am

Jimbo, what are you wearing?

I'm in a fetching ensemble of fippers, mask and granny pants......go on admit it, you fancy me now don't you!!:sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:48 am

Betty Boop;455811 wrote: Why June?? Fantastic news though! :-4 Just wondered why the delay?

she is in a care home place and the courts have said she must stay there till june

its only 6 months i know its hard but thats the way it is

i kept having nightmares all last week about a doctor had rung me saying sorry but your daughter was dead

and in the first morning it had happened i really thought it had happened i was crying my eyes out its only when i checked my call log that i realised it was a dream not nice

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:51 am

*big hug for Jimbo*

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:52 am

Imladris;455833 wrote: Jimbo, what are you wearing?

I'm in a fetching ensemble of fippers, mask and granny pants......go on admit it, you fancy me now don't you!!:sneaky:

who needs viagra when i can picture you wearing that :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:53 am

jimbo;455840 wrote: she is in a care home place and the courts have said she must stay there till june

its only 6 months i know its hard but thats the way it is

i kept having nightmares all last week about a doctor had rung me saying sorry but your daughter was dead

and in the first morning it had happened i really thought it had happened i was crying my eyes out its only when i checked my call log that i realised it was a dream not nice

That's a horrible feeling, I dreamt once that my daughter had been kidnapped and was being posted back to me bit by bit in jiffy bags. Woke up sobbing and had to stop myself from running to check on her, still shudder now when I think of it!:(

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:54 am

Hamster;455832 wrote: Jimbo why is it still raining???

it always rains up north when i went there the rain was coming sideways honest :wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:56 am

jimbo;455840 wrote: she is in a care home place and the courts have said she must stay there till june

its only 6 months i know its hard but thats the way it is

i kept having nightmares all last week about a doctor had rung me saying sorry but your daughter was dead

and in the first morning it had happened i really thought it had happened i was crying my eyes out its only when i checked my call log that i realised it was a dream not nice

Life never does chuck one problem at a time does it, it seems to have chuck us three or four at a time to deal with.

:-1 I can't begin to imagine the range of emotions you must be going through. Sending you and Suzy :yh_hugs's and strength.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:56 am

Imladris;455844 wrote: That's a horrible feeling, I dreamt once that my daughter had been kidnapped and was being posted back to me bit by bit in jiffy bags. Woke up sobbing and had to stop myself from running to check on her, still shudder now when I think of it!:(

its really amazing how real some dreams can seem

why cant i have nice dreams that seem really real

eg england winning the world cup :-6

with paul robinson in goal :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:58 am

Betty Boop;455848 wrote: Life never does chuck one problem at a time does it, it seems to have chuck us three or four at a time to deal with.

:-1 I can't begin to imagine the range of emotions you must be going through. Sending you and Suzy :yh_hugs's and strength.

thanksa guys you all have given me the strength to get through a terrible 10 days thanks :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:59 am

chonsigirl;455841 wrote: *big hug for Jimbo*
thanks chonsi i need it :-4

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:02 am

jimbo;455849 wrote: its really amazing how real some dreams can seem

why cant i have nice dreams that seem really real

eg england winning the world cup :-6

with paul robinson in goal :sneaky:

Yeah, I keep trying to have dreams about getting jiggy with my beloved Aragorn but I end up dreaming about flying woodlice instead! (don't ask)