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kazalala;780833 wrote: Bloody moaning again:rolleyes:



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Who made you the thread police?MEEEEEEEEE.......:p:p:rolleyes:

Haven problems with me computer so may not be on for awhile till I figure it out.

kayleneaussie;780846 wrote: Haven problems with me computer so may not be on for awhile till I figure it out.
All them bleedin pictures:rolleyes::wah:.......whats actually happening then??

Chezzie;780868 wrote:
FGS Chez.......fink of Gills heart reading that:rolleyes::wah::wah:;)

Carolly;780871 wrote: FGS Chez.......fink of Gills heart reading that:rolleyes::wah::wah:;)


fOR GILLYWILLY

Chezzie;780873 wrote: fOR GILLYWILLY

Better behind than Ive got:-5:-5:rolleyes:;)

but yours aint that hairy I hope :wah::wah::wah:

Just a quick goodmorning:-6

Good to see you back Chez.

Our grandsons b/day party went of well.

Hope you lovely ladies are all fit & well today?



How to Paint A Wall

While I went off to work one day,

She decided to paint the wall.

And when I came back home that night,

She was curled into a ball.

Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard,

Her hair was very wet.

From her head to the tips of her pretty toes,

She was covered all in sweat.

She was wrapped in a jacket made of down,

With a fur coat on top of that.

The wall was glowing with new, fresh paint;

On the floor, the paint can sat.

"Sweetheart!" I cried, with a worried look,

"Are you all right, my dear?"

She lazily opened her lovely eyes,

And smiled from ear to ear.

"I knew I could do it," she said with a grin;

"I followed the paint can notes.

It clearly said 'For best results,

Be sure to put on two coats.'"

By Joanna Fuchs

Chezzie;780879 wrote: but yours aint that hairy I hope
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:rolleyes::wah:;):p

mrsK;780885 wrote: Just a quick goodmorning:-6

Good to see you back Chez.

Our grandsons b/day party went of well.

Hope you lovely ladies are all fit & well today?



How to Paint A Wall

While I went off to work one day,

She decided to paint the wall.

And when I came back home that night,

She was curled into a ball.

Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard,

Her hair was very wet.

From her head to the tips of her pretty toes,

She was covered all in sweat.

She was wrapped in a jacket made of down,

With a fur coat on top of that.

The wall was glowing with new, fresh paint;

On the floor, the paint can sat.

"Sweetheart!" I cried, with a worried look,

"Are you all right, my dear?"

She lazily opened her lovely eyes,

And smiled from ear to ear.

"I knew I could do it," she said with a grin;

"I followed the paint can notes.

It clearly said 'For best results,

Be sure to put on two coats.'"

By Joanna Fuchs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Think me computer is ok now

mrsK;780885 wrote: Just a quick goodmorning:-6

Good to see you back Chez.

Our grandsons b/day party went of well.

Hope you lovely ladies are all fit & well today?



How to Paint A Wall

While I went off to work one day,

She decided to paint the wall.

And when I came back home that night,

She was curled into a ball.

Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard,

Her hair was very wet.

From her head to the tips of her pretty toes,

She was covered all in sweat.

She was wrapped in a jacket made of down,

With a fur coat on top of that.

The wall was glowing with new, fresh paint;

On the floor, the paint can sat.

"Sweetheart!" I cried, with a worried look,

"Are you all right, my dear?"

She lazily opened her lovely eyes,

And smiled from ear to ear.

"I knew I could do it," she said with a grin;

"I followed the paint can notes.

It clearly said 'For best results,

Be sure to put on two coats.'"

By Joanna Fuchs


As always, lovely to see you too hun and also great post babe xxx:-6

kayleneaussie;780906 wrote: Think me computer is ok nowOh thats good...............shame its owner aint:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,

Sorrows keep You Human,

Failures keep You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only God keeps You Going.......how true.

lMORNING SEX .................

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in... She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought,'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all....right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;780988 wrote: lMORNING SEX .................

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in... She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought,'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all....right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Good one Petal:yh_rotfl

Night night, sleep tight all my friends !



:-6 :wah: :-4

Sweet Dreams Gill:-4

Evening girls :-4 It is 9:40pm here, and this old bird is getting ready to hit the nest. Just wanted to say hi :-4 And to say thank you :-4

Night Night Pheasy, sweet dreams:-4

ThePheasant;781019 wrote: Evening girls :-4 It is 9:40pm here, and this old bird is getting ready to hit the nest. Just wanted to say hi :-4 And to say thank you :-4
You dont have to fank us mate.....you being back on FG is fanks enough;):)

Well babies have gone to bed, hubby has gone to bed, son has gone out raging and I am sitting here by myself and looks like the rest of the focers are in bed

OK my Cherubs I am stuffed so am going to go to bed. Luvs ya all and take care:-4

Carolly;781102 wrote:


You're Late;):p:D:wah:

Hi all:-6 its so windy here today, nearly got blew away earlier walking Sheila:wah:

Hope you are all fine and dandy today:D

:yh_hugs Kaz.

kazalala;781104 wrote: Hi all its so windy here today, nearly got blew away earlier walking Sheila:wah:

Hope you are all fine and dandy today

hugs Kaz.Oh ye it looks like they are dont it:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

how you today then Carol? what you got planned? owt or nowt:wah:

afternoon all,

just been into work and theres nowt to do but spuds, im not allowed to lift the bags and it hasnt gone down too well !! although they already knew this. been sent " home " again. going to docs at 2-30 for a sick note !!:mad: and to see if i can get transport for when i have to be in hospital for 7-30am next week for that that ruddy angiogram blood test.

feeling a bit peed of at the mo, its not as if i do this very often and i've turned up when i've been fit to drop at times so i suppose they think i can do it now.

Helen;781115 wrote: afternoon all,

just been into work and theres nowt to do but spuds, im not allowed to lift the bags and it hasnt gone down too well !! although they already knew this. been sent " home " again. going to docs at 2-30 for a sick note !!:mad: and to see if i can get transport for when i have to be in hospital for 7-30am next week for that that ruddy angiogram blood test.

feeling a bit peed of at the mo, its not as if i do this very often and i've turned up when i've been fit to drop at times so i suppose they think i can do it now.


Aw helen thats horrid of them:mad:

Good morning to all the Foc'ers....nice and snowy in Noo Joisey and don't have to go to work today...yeehaaaa.

Didn't have a chance to go through all the posts yet...hope all are well:-6

Afternoon my sweetipies:-6

Corr blimey been cleaning all day, my daughters bedrooms needed a good tidy out, took me near on 3 hours to tidy all their crap and rub stains out of carpet lol...Looks nice now for 5 mins:wah:

Only got an hour then time to collect them from school so im off to see whats happening in the Garden of lurve:wah::-4

Cya later friends xxxx:-4

Helen:-6 What's wrong then...haven't read all the posts.

Kathy Ellen;781159 wrote: Helen:-6 What's wrong then...haven't read all the posts.


hi kathy,

i had a kidney stone lasered on wednesday and it didnt go too well, been told not to do any heavy lifting for a week................. !!

Helen;781161 wrote: hi kathy,

i had a kidney stone lasered on wednesday and it didnt go too well, been told not to do any heavy lifting for a week................. !!


Ahhh, I'm sorry to hear that Helen....I've had my gall bladder out years ago, painful operation and the area still bothers me. I heard that kidney stones were one of the most painful things....hope you feel better.:-6

kazalala;781110 wrote: how you today then Carol? what you got planned? owt or nowt:wah:Oh gotta pop out soon for half an hour other then that its a ME day....getting ready to go selling at the seaside in the freezing cold the weekend:rolleyes::driving::sneaky:

Hi Chez.....Helen and Kathy:Dalways good to see me lovely mates...................shame they aint here:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Carolly;781176 wrote: Hi Chez.....Helen and Kathy:Dalways good to see me lovely mates...................shame they aint here:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


its ok, im back now:rolleyes::D

kazalala;781224 wrote: its ok, im back now:rolleyes::D

Carolly;781176 wrote: Hi Chez.....Helen and Kathy:Dalways good to see me lovely mates...................shame they aint here:yh_rotfl;)


Me too, I'm here now as well, Carol, so please don't cry :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;781231 wrote:

Hi Kaz, Where were ya......

G#Gill;781232 wrote: Me too, I'm here now as well, Carol, so please don't cry :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


You are very late Gill, have you got a note?

G#Gill;781232 wrote: Me too, I'm here now as well, Carol, so please don't cry :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen;781238 wrote: Hi Kaz, Where were ya......


I was walking Sheila again:wah:nearly got blew off me feet its wild here, and i was only in 5 mins and it started lashing down with rain!! so cant grumble:wah::wah:

kazalala;781234 wrote:

kazalala;781241 wrote: I was walking Sheila again:wah:nearly got blew off me feet its wild here, and i was only in 5 mins and it started lashing down with rain!! so cant grumble:wah::wah: YE RIGHT!!!!

Carolly;781248 wrote: YE RIGHT!!!!

Hello everybody !! Coo what a lot !

Phessy, lovely to see you back Mrs. xxx

Kay, Kaz, Chezzie, Helen (don't let the buggers grind you down !), Kathy Ellen (bit of a drastic way to loose weight !), Carol (dirty stop up !;) )

I got ticked off yesterday for posting a photo gallery, so here's a compromise piccy --

6 in 1 of Cornwall :wah::wah:



If you can manage to see them :rolleyes:

:-4