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Hello ladies;)

Hope all is well here today.

What We Share

When we share laughter,

there’s twice the fun;

When we share success,

we’ve surpassed what we’ve done.

When we share problems,

there’s half the pain,

When we share tears,

A rainbow follows rain.

When we share dreams,

They become more real,

When we share secrets,

it’s our hearts we reveal.

If we share a smile,

That's when our love shows,

If we share a hug,

That’s when our love grows,

If we share with someone

On whom we depend,

That person is always

“Family or “A Friend.

And what draws us closer

And makes us all care

Is not what we have,

But the things that we share.

by Jill Wolf

Morning Ladies, how are we today?



A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend.

Morning Guysxxxx

Well first i want to say that now I hope things can get back to normal here on FG because of goings on in the night here and for a start get our friend Pheasy back on site who took a break because of it and Chez I will mail to see if shes ok.I guess we all have our different thoughts of what was going on there:rolleyes: but hopefully its been sorted now.

Special thanks to MrsK AND Kinks for such lovely words today.I have to get ready to go out and Im off singing later .....thats if I can stay awake:wah:.....so lots of love sent to everyone .......oh and a word of warning girls............Abbs is back in the Arcade:-5:rolleyes::wah:;)

Hi all !!

Very nice posts MrsK and Kinks, good to see you both, and I hope you're OK. xxx

Carol, what are you like Mrs !!!! But I suppose you could always grab 40 winks at some stage during the day :wah::rolleyes: And I thought I was the 'nebby' one around here :wah: I was just thinking -------------------- what else is there now to keep us entertained ?? :-4

Carolly;780243 wrote:




:yh_rotfl:yh_whistl:yh_rotfl:yh_whistl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;780249 wrote: :yh_rotflPhew......yer still alive......was worried what the shock of that would do to yer mate:rolleyes::wah::wah::wah:;)

Carol, you really shouldn't encourage me :yh_wink:yh_sweat:yh_drool :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;780252 wrote:



Carol, you really shouldn't encourage me lYou randy old so and so............hate to think what Helen will do......prob drop her coffee..........Kay will just sit an look and dribble and Kaz will say......tut tut:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly;780253 wrote: You randy old so and so............hate to think what Helen will do......prob drop her coffee..........Kay will just sit an look and dribble and Kaz will say......tut tut:wah::rolleyes:;)


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well how about the Chippendales then ???? :sneaky: :yh_drool:yh_drool:yh_drool





:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;780255 wrote: Well how about the Chippendales then ???? :sneaky:





:yh_rotfl
Oh had em dear:rolleyes::D;)

Carolly;780256 wrote: Oh had em dear:rolleyes:;)


Not bad are they? Particularly all together :sneaky: :wah:

G#Gill;780259 wrote: Not bad are they? Particularly all together Gill put yer teeth back in......comb yer few bits of hair......put yer bloomers on ........no ang on I have a better idea........Gill go for a shower as you need to cool down mate:rolleyes:OHHHH by the way I have a great new signature for you mate.................................:wah::wah:

G#Gill;780255 wrote: Well how about the Chippendales then ???? :sneaky: :yh_drool:yh_drool:





:yh_rotfl


TUT:rolleyes:

HI all:D its bloomin freezin here!!!!! Hope you are all having a good day and keeping warm. Also hope Carol and Gill have calmed down now:wah: Well i hope weathers not too bad tomorrow, its my mams 70th birthday, so we gonna go to town adn have a bit mooch around, go for some lunch etc. She has already had her pressie off us but seeign as its her 70th i think i can run to a spot of lunch:wah:

Forgot to tell you i got a good bargain the other day, nice patio set, table, chairs and parasol all for 58 quid! of course it'l probably look like this most of the time:wah:

Hi Kaz !! Nice patio set !! What a nice idea taking your mum to lunch :-4

Hi everyone - hope you're all well :-6:-4

G#Gill;780282 wrote: Hi Kaz !! Nice patio set !! What a nice idea taking your mum to lunch :-4


Hi:D yes im looking forward to it... gotta dash for a few mins tryin to win a holiday on the radio:wah:

Couldnt get through:-5:-5

Hi PC:D:-4

Hi Kaz...Pc and Kay.....think it got to much for Gill and she had to have a rest:rolleyes:Good for you with the garden furniture Kaz;)Talk soon Guysxxxx..............ahhhh missin you already-1:wah::p

HI Mrs M:D finally got sheila her harness and its great!! she dont pull at all on her walk now:D only thing is it cost us £50.00!!!!!!!:-5:rolleyes:

my dearest carol and friends (of carol) and maybe (Jj) ...

this is to make up for the "men strike back" joke!

JJ

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your arse hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably fishing & drinking beer with his mates."

J J !!!!!





It is just amazing that such a post can come from such an innocent looking person !! :wah:

G#Gill;780255 wrote: Well how about the Chippendales then ???? :yh_drool:








Nice bods......where have you been hiding them Gill :wah:

Carolly;780243 wrote:


WOW.....thought we were going to get the full monty there for a second :-2

G#Gill;780412 wrote: J J !!!!!





It is just amazing that such a post can come from such an innocent looking person !! :wah:


i just look much younger than i am gill!!! :-4

For Gill:D

Saga Love

WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN I’M OLD AND SHOCKING?

WILL YOU PEEL OFF MY ELASTIC STOCKINGS TO

SWING ME FROM THE CHANDELIER?

‘COS I’M SURE TO BE A RANDY OLD DEAR!



WILL YOU PUSH ME IN MY PINK WHEELCHAIR?

LET ME PLAIT YOUR WHITE CHEST HAIR?

WE COULD SCARE THE KIDS WHEN WE SWAP DENTURES

GEEEEZ WE’LL HAVE SOME GREAT ADVENTURES!





WH EN WE MAKE LOVE, WE’LL HAVE A BALL

WE’LL WRESTLE WITH OUR DAMP PROOF SMALLS

AND OH! WE’LL LAUGH WITH NO CONSTRAINT

AS WE LICK OFF CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT.



WE’LL HOLIDAY IN SPECIAL PLACES

WATCHING ALL THE SMILING FACES

YOU IN SHORTS AND SOCKS AND SANDALS

ME WITH WARTS AND HUGE LOVE HANDLES!



HOLD ME SAFE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT

STROKE MY HAIR THAT’S NOW TURNED WHITE

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S TRUE

I’VE WAITED ALL MY LIVES FOR YOU

OMG.

all this naked flesh is just too much, im feeling a bit delicate you know :rolleyes:

today wasnt too pleasant and i have to go back again cos they couldnt do it all at once :-5

not feeling too bad and im not in any pain so im going to cheer on our dart team tonight cos we've got a cup match on.

if im not too late back, i'll pop in,

didnt sleep that well last night cos i was worried i wouldnt wake up in time :rolleyes:

kazalala;780423 wrote: For Gill:D

Saga Love

WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN I’M OLD AND SHOCKING?

WILL YOU PEEL OFF MY ELASTIC STOCKINGS TO

SWING ME FROM THE CHANDELIER?

‘COS I’M SURE TO BE A RANDY OLD DEAR!



WILL YOU PUSH ME IN MY PINK WHEELCHAIR?

LET ME PLAIT YOUR WHITE CHEST HAIR?

WE COULD SCARE THE KIDS WHEN WE SWAP DENTURES

GEEEEZ WE’LL HAVE SOME GREAT ADVENTURES!





WH EN WE MAKE LOVE, WE’LL HAVE A BALL

WE’LL WRESTLE WITH OUR DAMP PROOF SMALLS

AND OH! WE’LL LAUGH WITH NO CONSTRAINT

AS WE LICK OFF CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT.



WE’LL HOLIDAY IN SPECIAL PLACES

WATCHING ALL THE SMILING FACES

YOU IN SHORTS AND SOCKS AND SANDALS

ME WITH WARTS AND HUGE LOVE HANDLES!



HOLD ME SAFE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT

STROKE MY HAIR THAT’S NOW TURNED WHITE

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S TRUE

I’VE WAITED ALL MY LIVES FOR YOU




Aaw Kaz, that is soooooo meeeeeee thank you :yh_wink:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kinks;780416 wrote: Nice bods......where have you been hiding them Gill :wah:



WOW.....thought we were going to get the full monty there for a second :-2


Kinks, nice to see you here Mrs.

Oh I have a special cupboard for them :wah:;)

Helen;780430 wrote: OMG.

all this naked flesh is just too much, im feeling a bit delicate you know :rolleyes:

today wasnt too pleasant and i have to go back again cos they couldnt do it all at once :-5

not feeling too bad and im not in any pain so im going to cheer on our dart team tonight cos we've got a cup match on.

if im not too late back, i'll pop in,

didnt sleep that well last night cos i was worried i wouldnt wake up in time :rolleyes:


Poor you, Helen, gawd , having to do it all again ! :-5

Well I hope your team do well tonight, as a little bit of compensation for you. Enjoy your evening anyway Mrs. xxx

Good morning all,

I can't name everyone because I will miss someone...............you can bet on it.

Hope you are all well today if you aren't ,hugs to you.

All is well in Oz,couple of hot days coming up 37.c today & 40.c tomorrow:-5

School is going well but we are busy ,busy,busy.

Lots of meeting this time of year,I have an early one today.

Started back at the gym this week as well,getting fit again.

Doing the relay for life this year with family & friends.

http://www.relay.cancercouncil.com.au/

So I am out to beg borrow,not quite steal :sneaky:sponsorships.



Have a great day everyone:-4:-6

HELLO MY CHERUBS, HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL TODAY

evening all,just thought ide pop in to say hi(and the fact that herself has asked me to!)we are sitting in watching the brit awards,we was going to a karioke resteraunt but she wants to see the brits .ime sitting here thinking how mutch the osbornes look like the adams family!!

Hi Chris just go to karoke and leave her at home:yh_rotfl

ok kay ime on my way,and she gives me her blessing (and then i woke up)

That sounds about right Chris :wah::wah::wah:

hoxtonchris;780492 wrote: ok kay ime on my way,and she gives me her blessing (and then i woke up)


Good one chris:yh_rotfl

Me lovely mate Pheasy has pmd me and shes coming back........so all is well again and Im a very happy bunny that she is:);)

Oh good, Carol. Hope all is OK with Pheasy

kayleneaussie;780513 wrote: Good one chris:yh_rotfl
Er do you mind:rolleyes::-5:-5:mad::p

Night night and sleep well all my lovely friends !! XXX

Hi everyone, have had a busy day but should have more time later tonight:D

petal was this you as a baby:yh_rotfl

Gill and Kaz

helen and mrsk1

focers

Hi all !!

Kay, OMG ! What have we done !!!???? This is for you ----------------------->>>>





:-6 :rolleyes: :-4

morning everyone



had a late one last night, got back at midnight went to bed and slept for nine hours !!

we won 9-0 so i suppose it was worth it.

well, ive been told, no lifting anything for seven days, so quite what im gonna do i dont know but it wont be lumping bags of spuds around, thats for sure :D

Is this what I am Gill:yh_rotfl