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right im off now. But first i would like to apologise to Gill and Carol for my tremendous stroppiness tonight I think im having womens problems of the most dramatic kind:wah: nite everyone :-4:-4:-4

think i've been on here far too long...................

so i'll wish you all goodnight. xx

Sweet dreams Kaz and Helen:-4

bye Girlies xxxxxx

I should be green now

kazalala;778548 wrote: right im off now. But first i would like to apologise to Gill and Carol for my tremendous stroppiness tonight I think im having womens problems of the most dramatic kind:wah: nite everyone :-4
Thats ok mate.....we still love yer:D;)xxx

Morning Everyone xxxx

Hope yer all ok.Im having a very lazy day today;)after my bleedin weekend I deserve it:rolleyes:.Chris just text me from work saying how cold it was to which I text back saying how lovely and warm I am:wah::wah:.............I will give him a £5 voucher:-5.......he will pay for that bigtime;).Have a nice day everyonexxxx

Hello Petal, did ya notice I am green now:D

kayleneaussie;778759 wrote: Hello Petal, did ya notice I am green now:DWELL DONE MATE!!!!!XXXXX

Now I dont know what i am able to do:-5

kayleneaussie;778761 wrote: Now I dont know what i am able to do:-5
Welllll it entitles you to these things.....

Have tea with the Queen but only on a Sunday and when its raining

Go into any store an tell em yer a member of FG and get anyfing free

A free visit to E ngland

But the most important fing..............................4000 pms:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;778520 wrote: Right I want Abbs kidnapped.......this is the plan.............grab her when shes in the Arcade ok an lock her away............shes taken over me in my not so secret game:-5so its war!!!!!!!!!!:(
:wah:

It was a fluke I promise you.

Morning Ladies

Well done Kay on being a Greenie xxx

My hubby is home to today so no sitting on pc all day for me.

My eldest is 10 tomorrow so off out soon to buy her card n wrapping paper and a cake etc...Started a silly thing where we always bought the other child a prezzie, just a small thing so they didnt feel left out...need to go buy that too

Have a nice day peeps

I didnt sleep well again...............no laptop in bed for me tonight, back to work tomorrow arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:-6

Carolly;778762 wrote: Welllll it entitles you to these things.....

Have tea with the Queen but only on a Sunday and when its raining

Go into any store an tell em yer a member of FG and get anyfing free

A free visit to E ngland

But the most important fing..............................4000 pms:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Bloody lot of good that is for me no one pms me :-5

kayleneaussie;778689 wrote: I should be green now


well done kay

you'll have to talk to kaz, she showed me what to do and she isnt even green:rolleyes:

must have dementure or something cos my memory aint what it used to be and thats a bit scarey :-2

I have a hopeless memory:(



Anyhow think I will call it a night. Night my little Cherubs:-4

mornin carol

hope you enjoy your lazy day,





just a thought, make him take you out to spend your voucher, buy somethin for £20 and forget to take your purse................:yh_devil

abbey;778764 wrote: :wah:

It was a fluke I promise you.
Yeeeeee I bet!!!!:rolleyes::p

Chezzie;778765 wrote: Morning Ladies

Well done Kay on being a Greenie xxx

My hubby is home to today so no sitting on pc all day for me.

My eldest is 10 tomorrow so off out soon to buy her card n wrapping paper and a cake etc...Started a silly thing where we always bought the other child a prezzie, just a small thing so they didnt feel left out...need to go buy that too

Have a nice day peeps

I didnt sleep well again...............no laptop in bed for me tonight, back to work tomorrow arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:-6TRYYYYYYY to have a nice day mate:wah::wah:;)

kayleneaussie;778766 wrote: Bloody lot of good that is for me no one pms me :-5Welllll be nice an they will woman!!!:rolleyes::p:wah:

Helen;778770 wrote: mornin carol

hope you enjoy your lazy day,





just a thought, make him take you out to spend your voucher, buy somethin for £20 and forget to take your purse................_devilThanks Helen will think on tha one mate:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Hello everybody ! Hope you all have a nice day. It's cold here but lovely and sunny, my hubby has decided to go for a cycle ride of about 40 miles !! While the weather is still nice.

Hi Kay, good to see you've gone green at last :wah:

Hi Carol, Abbey - interesting evening yesterday :rolleyes:

Chezzie, hope you have a chill day matey !

Helen, don't work too hard -- it's only Monday !!!

Joan, thinking of you chuck.

XXX :-4

Hi everyone :-6

I hope all is well

Have a happy Monday :-4:-4

[QUOTE=G#Gill;778793]

Hello everybody ! Hope you all have a nice day. It's cold here but lovely and sunny, my hubby has decided to go for a cycle ride of about 40 miles !! While the weather is still nice.

Morning all:-4 Gill, you're hubby is taking a 40 miles bike ride.....Janney, I'm in a sweat taking a 10 mile ride.

Hi Rosie, have a nice day ! Nice to see you :-6

Hi Kathy Ellen, you and me both Mrs. get exhausted just watching him getting ready :wah::wah: He had to give up marathon running only a few years ago, because the doctor said he was going to damage his knees, so he took up cycling again ! He is a pensioner, and when he ran the marathons (Nottingham - Robin Hood Marathon, and London Marathon when he was well over 60 !), he always finished them ! :-6

Good morning all its 1.30am:-5 I think you can guess why I am up at this ungodly hour:(

G#Gill;778851 wrote: Hi Rosie, have a nice day ! Nice to see you :-6

Hi Kathy Ellen, you and me both Mrs. get exhausted just watching him getting ready :wah::wah: He had to give up marathon running only a few years ago, because the doctor said he was going to damage his knees, so he took up cycling again ! He is a pensioner, and when he ran the marathons (Nottingham - Robin Hood Marathon, and London Marathon when he was well over 60 !), he always finished them !


sorry gill,

i have a job believeing that. i guess you get your own idea of what folk are like on here and that dont fit the bill !!:-2

kayleneaussie;778872 wrote: Good morning all its 1.30am:-5 I think you can guess why I am up at this ungodly hour:(


hi kay,

2-45pm here and i've just finished work................ its beautiful here and i cant even take the dog to the beach cos the tide is in now !!:-5 i do miss my garden.

Helen;778879 wrote: sorry gill,

i have a job believeing that. i guess you get your own idea of what folk are like on here and that dont fit the bill !!:-2


perhaps what i mean by that is.............. by the way we all muck about on here, we should all be in our teens still and i have a job to think about any of you as anything else :rolleyes:

i've turned butt kissing into a fine art havnt i.......................:wah:

Why Women Are Crabby .........well not me of course:rolleyes:

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John . Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the Obstetrician says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push.' 'Just one more good push' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the

%$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their 'Teen Years.' Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: 'The Menopause', the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. You think women are the 'weaker sex'?;):wah:

CRIKEY CAROL I HOPE YOU COPY AND PASTED ALL THAT LOL:wah:

Good post hun x:-6

Chezzie;778912 wrote: CRIKEY CAROL I HOPE YOU COPY AND PASTED ALL THAT LOL:wah:

Good post hun x:-6Ohhhhhh Im sooooo tired now after all that Chez....ere peel me a grape mate;):wah::wah::p

ewww are your piles back then???:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;778927 wrote: ewww are your piles back then???:wah:You can be replaced ye know by someone younger an prettier:rolleyes::p:wah::wah:;)

ohhhhhhhh I say Ma'am........I beg to differ :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;778939 wrote: ohhhhhhhh I say Ma'am........I beg to differ :wahWanna bet :rolleyes::wah::wah::p

Carolly;778941 wrote: Wanna bet


Nooooo cant take money off a pensioner :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;778945 wrote: Nooooo cant take money off a pensioner
Oi!!!!!!I aint a bleedin pensioner:-5:-5YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wah::rolleyes::p;)

only kidding ya young virile beauty :-4:-4:-4

Chezzie;778951 wrote: only kidding ya young virile beauty See you tell the truth sometimes;)...........ere......you takin the pee:-3:rolleyes::p

just thought you all would like a laugh at my expense most people do :rolleyes:

i have been playing hangaroo............ or trying to.........

i've only just discovered you have to click on START.............. not try and solve the little picture puzzle that comes up.......... !!!!!!!! :-5:-5:-3

think i shall go and lay down in a darkened room

lmao aww Helen thats mint that........you made me spurt my coffee out lol:wah:

Helen;778982 wrote: just thought you all would like a laugh at my expense most people do :rolleyes:

i have been playing hangaroo............ or trying to.........

i've only just discovered you have to click on START.............. not try and solve the little picture puzzle that comes up.......... !!!!!!!!
Oh gawd woman...............look how are surposed to impress people here an make em fink we are intelligent when you cant even press a start button to start a bleedin game:rolleyes:.....................I give up:rolleyes:......please note anybody reading this......this person has led a sad life and is in no way related to me;):wah:

Helen;778987 wrote: think i shall go and lay down in a darkened room

Never about a darkened room dear............I think its gone beyond that:rolleyes::-3;)

carol and chezz,

cant think of anything to post now................... im still laughing at yours :wah:

Helen;778998 wrote: carol and chezz,

cant think of anything to post now................... im still laughing at yours :wah::rolleyes:;):p

Helen;778982 wrote: just thought you all would like a laugh at my expense most people do :rolleyes:

i have been playing hangaroo............ or trying to.........

i've only just discovered you have to click on START.............. not try and solve the little picture puzzle that comes up.......... !!!!!!!! :-5






:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh gill.............. PMSL :wah::wah::wah::wah::-4

Dont worry Helen I was playing a bloody shooting game, and I am shooting away and nothing was getting fffffffff killed.....WHY......ya suppose to reload the ammunistion:-5:-5:-5