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cant think of anything to write now :-5

Good morning everyone its 5.30am here

Well I am off now.....babies to be fed then bathed as both have visits today, so while they are not here I suppose I better get stuck into my ironing.

Love to you all:-4

Hi Guysxxx Im round Chris's and one question......how do you rid of a folder you no longer need in Yahoo mail....we just cant work it out.Hope you all are well xxxx

just wanted to pop in to say to you all thanks for your kind words to my carol,as you can see she was as attached to lucylulu as lucy was to her.i recall when i first saw lucy i thought ,blimey what a tatty looking dog!but that was her charm,carol would kid her by saying "lucylulu! ever so glam!!"and i would warn her against looking in mirrors!.but as i said her charm was her dishevelled look.she would come right up to your face and demand you fall for her!!we all did.anyway thanks to you all again.

Carolly;776436 wrote: Hi Guysxxx Im round Chris's and one question......how do you rid of a folder you no longer need in Yahoo mail....we just cant work it out.Hope you all are well xxxx


ummmmmmmmmmmmm delete it:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;776448 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmm delete it:yh_rotfl
Kay dear................HOW????You right click an delete dont come up......an cant see how you do it.....and no offence but................................you dont know alot anyway:rolleyes:......guess our Kaz is the girl even though I see she has been moaning about me!!!:rolleyes::p

Carolly;776449 wrote: Kay dear................HOW????You right click an delete dont come up......an cant see how you do it.....and no offence but................................you dont know alot anyway:rolleyes:......guess our Kaz is the girl even though I see she has been moaning about me!!!:rolleyes::p


WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I WILL NOT TELL YOU NOW:p:-4

clic k save as target, it will then go into your documents then you can delete it:)

Then empty your recycle bin okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:p:-4

Good morning,:-6

Hope everyone is well.



The more you give, the more you get

The more you do unselfishly

The more you live abundantly.

The more of everything you share,

The more you laugh, the less you fret.

The more you'll always have to spare.

The more you love, the more you'll find

That life is good and friends are kind.

For only what we give away,

Enriches us from day to day.

Good morning MrsK1:-6

dont know whats happening here but i have carol down as the last post on here, it dosnt show anyone else :-3

i have just downloaded a picture of a black and white springer spaniel for a screen saver,pointed it out to my dog, also a black/white springer and he started barking at it ( its a big picture ):D

dont know what you guys think about the after life etc but i had a strange experiance this morning or it just might be me reading too much into things.

our local radio station was playing dedications for couples for valentines day and of course i was thinking about my barrie.

they then dedicated a song to all those who were alone today.............. it was the song we had played at barrie's funeral............................

I believe it is a sign Helen:-4

Kay..............Im in total shock...............you aint as daft as you look baby are you:-2:rolleyes:thanks for that info;):)

Carolly;776531 wrote: Kay..............Im in total shock...............you aint as daft as you look baby are you:-2:rolleyes:thanks for that info;):)


Ha Ha I have hidden talents Petal:D

Carol and Kay, me MSN has frozen, can't come out, can't switch it off, can't do anything with it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

G#Gill;776548 wrote: Carol and Kay, me MSN has frozen, can't come out, can't switch it off, can't do anything with it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


I ended up having to reboot but we have lost Carol:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;776493 wrote: Good morning MrsK1:-6
Sorry mrsk2 I was heading to school when I posted this morning:-6

Morning Guys......a little somefing for you all sent with my love xxxxxx

Every single evening

As I'm lying here in bed,

This tiny little Prayer Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family

Wherever they may be,

Keep them warm and safe from harm

For they're so close to me.

And God, there is one more thing

I wish that you could do;

Hope you don't mind me asking,

Please bless my computer too.

Now I know that it's unusual

To Bless a motherboard,

But listen just a second

While I explain it to you, Lord.

You see, that little metal box

Holds more than odds and ends;

Inside those small compartments

Rest so many of my friends.

I know so much about them

By the kindness that they give,

And this little scrap of metal

Takes me in to where they live.

By faith is how I know them

Much the same as you.

We share in what life brings us

And from that our friendships grew.

Please take an extra minute

From your duties up above,

To bless those in my address book

That's filled with so much love.

Wherever else this prayer may reach

To each and every friend,

Bless each e-mail inbox

And each person who hits 'send'.

When you update your Heavenly list

On your own Great CD-ROM,

Bless everyone who says this prayer

Sent up to GOD.Com;)xxxx

This is really for the our fellas girls.......but I have to admit it is funny :wah:........ so had to show you lolxx

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic

waste.

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

The great question...

which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying.



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' :rolleyes:;)

Carolly;776590 wrote: Morning Guys......a little somefing for you all sent with my love xxxxxx

Every single evening

As I'm lying here in bed,

This tiny little Prayer Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family

Wherever they may be,

Keep them warm and safe from harm

For they're so close to me.

And God, there is one more thing

I wish that you could do;

Hope you don't mind me asking,

Please bless my computer too.

Now I know that it's unusual

To Bless a motherboard,

But listen just a second

While I explain it to you, Lord.

You see, that little metal box

Holds more than odds and ends;

Inside those small compartments

Rest so many of my friends.

I know so much about them

By the kindness that they give,

And this little scrap of metal

Takes me in to where they live.

By faith is how I know them

Much the same as you.

We share in what life brings us

And from that our friendships grew.

Please take an extra minute

From your duties up above,

To bless those in my address book

That's filled with so much love.

Wherever else this prayer may reach

To each and every friend,

Bless each e-mail inbox

And each person who hits 'send'.

When you update your Heavenly list

On your own Great CD-ROM,

Bless everyone who says this prayer

Sent up to GOD.Com;)xxxx


Love it Carol:-4

BELIEVE it or not,

These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favourite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Call er: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police. :wah::wah::wah:;)

Well babies are in bed.......so nice to sit back and relax:)

good morning guys,

bit dull and damp this morning, i shall be glad when the better weather comes and i can give the dog a short back and sides, i've just spent 20mins prizing brambles and bits of stick out of his knickers

carol,

loved the computor poem........its very true :-4

mrsk and kay,

good morning , good evening......... please delete where applicable.........

T and toast time now !!

ooooooooops, thats what comes of reading back, mrsk's post was yesterday morning !!rolleyes:

Evening here Helen. Good morning to you, I am just going to go ring my daughter up as she rang me last night and I had fallen asleep in front of the tv:(

Helen;776608 wrote: ooooooooops, thats what comes of reading back, mrsk's post was yesterday morning !!rolleyes:


It was this morning our time Helen. I think....now I am getting confused which Carol will no doubt tell you isnt hard to do

kayleneaussie;776609 wrote: Evening here Helen. Good morning to you, I am just going to go ring my daughter up as she rang me last night and I had fallen asleep in front of the tv:( Thats cause yer getting soooooooooooooo old sweetchops:rolleyes::p:wah::wah:

Morning Helen...Ive had my tea an toast and soon have to get ready to go an see my vvvvvvvvvpv.....they had to make a soakway an have dug up my lovely garden......so Im just going down there to kill em!!!!:-5:-5:driving:

Carolly;776616 wrote: Morning Helen...Ive had my tea an toast and soon have to get ready to go an see my vvvvvvvvvpv.....they had to make a soakway an have dug up my lovely garden......so Im just going down there to kill em!!!!:-5:-5:driving:


bloody ell mate. you're not havin much luck with your vvvvvvvpv are you,think i'd flippin kill em too:mad: after what they put you through last time when they moved it !!

Carolly;776615 wrote: Thats cause yer getting soooooooooooooo old sweetchops:rolleyes::p:wah::wah:


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:mad:

Helen;776617 wrote: bloody ell mate. you're not havin much luck with your vvvvvvvpv are you,think i'd flippin kill em too:mad: after what they put you through last time when they moved it !!Oh Helen you dont know half girl........Ive had murders there.The manager is a jumped up little toerag who thinks his the best thing since sliced bread and because they are a big company basically they think they can get away with murder.We have paid another years site fees but then we will have to rethink I reckon.Its like a bleedin bomb site over there with the building going on and the gits still put the site fees up.Fgs its been like that for over a year now...........gawd knows what Im going to find today:rolleyes:

Carolly;776621 wrote: Oh Helen you dont know half girl........Ive had murders there.The manager is a jumped up little toerag who thinks his the best thing since sliced bread and because they are a big company basically they think they can get away with murder.We have paid another years site fees but then we will have to rethink I reckon.Its like a bleedin bomb site over there with the building going on and the gits still put the site fees up.Fgs its been like that for over a year now...........gawd knows what Im going to find today:rolleyes:


Hope things arent too bad for ya Petal:-4

I just found this piccy ! Looks like El guapo is entertaining the FOCers at their 'meet' :wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill;776635 wrote:

I just found this piccy ! Looks like El guapo is entertaining the FOCers at their 'meet' :wah::wah::wah:


Ha Ha good one Gill:yh_rotfl

Hi all xxxxxxxxxx Well i thought my cold would be gone by today, as i usually dont have one for long, but no its hanging on:(

Carol i hope for their sakes they havent made too much of a mess:-5

Helen sorry , but as you can see im not a Greenie, so i dont really know much about those issues:rolleyes: and im with Kay on the "coincidence" of the song that was played on the radio, its weord sometimes how you get signs like that just when you need them.

Gill, im sure Jess wuold deffo dress up like that just to emtertain us:wah:

well done Kay for helping Carol, she will be well impressed now, i know i know it dont take much, but welllll she dont know much:wah:

Hello everybody, hope your day isn't too bad.

Hi MrsK - difficult to work out times in different parts of Australia, perhaps it's late evening there ! Well in which case, have a good sleep when you go :wah:

Hi Kay, had a good laugh last night (UK time) xxx

Helen, don't work too hard Mrs. Leave some for the others

Carol, enjoyed the chat last night, till MSN played silly buggers ! Not suprised you fell asleep though, Mrs. Best of luck with the VVVPV today, hope there isn't too much of a mess made of your garden ! I loved your posts

Hi Kaz, I noticed you peeking

kazalala;776646 wrote:


awwwwwwwwwww poor Kaz, hope your better soon :-4

Ok my Cherubs I am off soon to grab a few winks before Shayden wakes. Love to you all and Take care:-4

Good morn/lunch/noon to you all

awww bloomin ekk carol, hope they aint made too much bess hun x

nice to see you all..:-6

busy day for me its my daughters 10th birthday party today, her birthday's not till Tuesday. Were off to the cinema with 6 friends and to see the water horse and then pizza hut..yum yum

See you all later xxxxx

Chezzie;776657 wrote: Good morn/lunch/noon to you all

awww bloomin ekk carol, hope they aint made too much bess hun x

nice to see you all..:-6

busy day for me its my daughters 10th birthday party today, her birthday's not till Tuesday. Were off to the cinema with 6 friends and to see the water horse and then pizza hut..yum yum

See you all later xxxxx


Have a good day Chez:D

kayleneaussie;776649 wrote: awwwwwwwwwww poor Kaz, hope your better soon :-4


Thanks Kay:D Hangaroo tourney has started by the way:rolleyes:

kazalala;776671 wrote: Thanks Kay:D Hangaroo tourney has started by the way:rolleyes:


aww Kaz ta and forgot to say hope you feel better soon hun xxx

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks I am up against Abbey and I only got 2:-1 Back to bed for me

Good Morning all:-4

I never played in the arcade..don't know if I'd be good or not. Can we watch your tournament like a tennis game:wah:

G#Gill;776635 wrote:

I just found this piccy ! Looks like El guapo is entertaining the FOCers at their 'meet' :wah::wah::wah:







the foc'ers showing thier appreciation of el guapo's outstanding performance :rolleyes:

Its 5.30am and I am up for the day but I am sooooooooooooo tired, I want to go back to bed :-1