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Zapata wrote: Boy, I could go for that! Nope, I can't be ready that fast, gotta pack. How about a couple of days?


Oh how I wish ahahahahaha But I have no $$

minks wrote: Oh how I wish ahahahahaha But I have no $$


You know what? It's HOT! in Las Vegas. (Just like here in the California desert.) How about if I come up and get you? I'll take the long, scenic route, so it'll be October by the time we arrive in Vegas. ORRR, you can fly down and we'll spend all our time in the lounges, listening to the free music.

Raven wrote: You mean they havent got anything planned yet????
You are a Libra too! Wow. And you love Poe. I think he is the greatest poet ever.

I like your raven picture



Annabel Lee

by Edgar Allan Poe

It was many and many a year ago,

In a kingdom by the sea,

That a maiden there lived whom you may know

By the name of ANNABEL LEE;

And this maiden she lived with no other thought

Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,

In this kingdom by the sea;

But we loved with a love that was more than love-

I and my Annabel Lee;

With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven

Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,

In this kingdom by the sea,

A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling

My beautiful Annabel Lee;

So that her highborn kinsman came

And bore her away from me,

To shut her up in a sepulchre

In this kingdom by the sea.



The angels, not half so happy in heaven,

Went envying her and me-

Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know,

In this kingdom by the sea)

That the wind came out of the cloud by night,

Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love

Of those who were older than we-

Of many far wiser than we-

And neither the angels in heaven above,

Nor the demons down under the sea,

Can ever dissever my soul from the soul

Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams

Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;

And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes

Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;

And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side

Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,

In the sepulchre there by the sea,

In her tomb by the sounding sea.

.

That cow in your sig keeps looking at me, snooze!:wah:

Well lets get this pain thing figured out SNOOZIE where was it?? how long have you had it?? and why would it go away??? could be the booze numbing the pain..:-3 I need details little miss if you want a diagnosis...:rolleyes:

Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"

Nomad wrote: Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"



Ya big bully! :rolleyes:

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

Nomad wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.



:wah: :wah:

Why am I laughing? That's just weird!

Nomad should definitely donate his brain to science

Is it ok to eat pickles and cheese for breakfast? :-2

My daughter is small and slim yet she gets the most humongous boogers up her nose!

She finds it hard to breathe with them stuck up her nose...

but she won't let me pick them out.

So one day I said to her, put your finger on your nose to hold it shut, then blow down your other nose

(you nose what I mean! ) and it'll come out.

So she held down her nose and blew . . . . .

and the most ginormous booger FLEW across the room!!!

I still haven't found it!!



I didn't have a pic of flying boogers!

I knew that would draw sneezer out

Nomad wrote: I knew that would draw sneezer out


Ouch :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: I do that all the time in the shower.


Oh man. :rolleyes:

Ewwww, I was eating my morning bowl of fruitloops. :-2

Sheryl wrote: Ewwww, I was eating my morning bowl of fruitloops. :-2


gawd I can't even face the thought of eating now .... there goes my boiled egg and toast,,, no thanks... not after the booger report

CheshireCat wrote: Ya big bully! :rolleyes:
Scary part is there are peop;e like that out there. My daughter took a friend with us to the flea market once and he chose to walk with me. We were standing at a booth when this big biker grabbed him from behind and lifted him in the air and shook him. He told him then, " I told you to watch your back" . Turns out it was this kids dad.

Well I was going to eat breakfast, think I will pass now...:yh_sick The giant booger did it..

Rapunzel wrote: My daughter is small and slim yet she gets the mot humongous boogers up her nose!

She finds it hard to breathe with them stuck up her nose...

but she won't let me pick them out.



So one day I said to her, put your finger on your nose to hold it shut, then blow down your other nose

(you nose what I mean! ) and it'll come out.



So she held down her nose and blew . . . . .



and the most ginormous booger FLEW across the room!!!



I still haven't found it!!







I didn't have a pic of flying boogers! :(It ran awayand hid, feeding on bugs and small rodents until it was big enough to live on it's own. It's in the suburbs of London now, hunting pythons for lunch.

Accountable wrote: It ran awayand hid, feeding on bugs and small rodents until it was big enough to live on it's own. It's in the suburbs of London now, hunting pythons for lunch.


Acc :wah:

As you all liked that one, shall I tell you about her jumpers and the snail trails on her sleeves after she's wiped her nose on them all day? :yh_sick

She did actually wipe another huge slimey one out onto her sleeve on another occasion, but usually there are just some small crispy ones by the time her clothes get into the washing machine.

Oh my goodness

eeeewwww and double eeeewwww!

Zapata wrote: eeeewwww and double eeeewwww!
:wah: Zap :wah:

We call her Snotling :-4

(among other things)

Snotling-:yh_rotfl

Hey, Rap & Zap-we rhyme!

If Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, and if a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean that one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

My face would probably just launch one leaky tug-boat.

Oh, you are pretty, Rapunzel.:-4

I would only get a duck quacking on his way by.......................:wah:

I'd always thought it meant she was ugly. :-2 I mean, wouldn't the ships come back for a pretty lady??

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, you are pretty, Rapunzel.

I would only get a duck quacking on his way by.......................:wah:
I love you Chonsi! :-4

And you're beautiful inside and out!

Lol, Acc! :wah: They were off to rescue her as she'd been stolen from her husband.

Rapunzel wrote: My face would probably just launch one leaky tug-boat.


Oh now, now, surely you jest.

Self-effacing humor is the best sort of humor though.

Now as far as MY face is concerned, all the ships would stay in port indefinitely. I'm a cross between Herman Munster, Lurch the butler on the original Addams Family series and the monster on that old movie, "Young Frankenstein."

I'm a huge, loathsome beast who frightens small children and pets and sends them running for cover, as I run after them, calling, "I'm NOT an animal!"

tooma huh! :-3

My random rant of the day. I am on my PC right now. Doing a deep virus scan right from the Symantic website. Supposedly it will find anything hidden inside my hard drive (hear that Nomad..you cannot hide there forever). It is taking forever. Hope it works.

Hi Marie

I'm right behind YOU now! :p

Not any more. :wah:

Marie5656 wrote: Not any more. :wah:


Marie

My friend :-4

yea but watch out for Nomad and his camera.



so Snooze what are you up to today?

Marie5656 wrote: My random rant of the day. I am on my PC right now. Doing a deep virus scan right from the Symantic website. Supposedly it will find anything hidden inside my hard drive (hear that Nomad..you cannot hide there forever). It is taking forever. Hope it works.




Im a worm :-6

I'm gonan do laundry after lunch. Making David sort it all :sneaky:

so any juicy gossip??

I watched the celebrity roast of William Shatner the other night. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. :wah:

Sheryl wrote: I'm gonan do laundry after lunch. Making David sort it all :sneaky:



so any juicy gossip??



I watched the celebrity roast of William Shatner the other night. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. :wah:




Sorting is the worst part !

Shatner is just naturally funny. I like him.

I was never into Star Trek. So I can say the only thing I've seen him act in are the Priceline commercials. :-3