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Wolverine wrote: if anybody see or hears from hotsauce, tell her Wolvie says, "Hiya Chica!"



got to go back to work



see you all next sunday. this was fun




Last I heard she was on her way to Florida for a holiday. I wonder if any other members have gone to Florida and never come back ?



























Im not saying anything but









LC lives in Florida.

Nomad wrote: Last I heard she was on her way to Florida for a holiday. I wonder if any other members have gone to Florida and never come back ?



























Im not saying anything but









LC lives in Florida.LOL...yep, we have a bar here called the treasure ship....Bothwell and i went in one day and ran out, it was so scary, we just KNEW they were cooking people in the kitchen!!

Hey it happens ?????

To Lazy to go see if we have a pet peeve thread, but

Don't you just hate when you go to enter a contest and the rules state "no purchase necessary" yet....

you have to supply a bar code, what you are going to rip it off, do you call that stealing, "oh no officer I was not stealing the product just the bar code ... honest"

uh huh.

Better yet, the one today I read, Home Depot you have to enter a user name and password. Where does one get these you ask, .... ON YOUR RECEIPT!!!! WTF????

Ok rant over

I'm feeding the squirrels that live under my portable classroom birdseed.

Jives wrote: I'm feeding the squirrels that live under my portable classroom birdseed.:oGo on Jives let him have a nibble of yer nuts!

abbey wrote: JIves let him have a nibble of yer nuts!


ROFL. Sorry....squirrels can't digest steel.

A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate...........

I must be a bloke cos i crave crisps!

I hate phone tag.

Accountable wrote: I hate phone tag.What's phone tag?

abbey wrote: What's phone tag?
Acc phones Abbey to talk over the latest business project, but Abbey is in her boss' office intimidating him because they both know he'd be lost without her. so Acc leaves a message.



Abbey returns from her fun to find a message from Acc. She jumps to return the call because she has a latent crush on him even she isn't aware of. Acc is not in because he likes to snack at work and spilled chees sauce on his crotch; he's in the loo. Abbey leaves a message that she returned his call.



Thus goes the first round of phone tag. Shall I go on?

LOL....Abbey and i were on IM and decided to phone each other, but neither of us could figure out access codes, had to call the operator! i think we were both pissed! hahahahahaha my px (phone) bill already exceeds the national debt of uganda.

lady cop wrote: LOL....Abbey and i were on IM and decided to phone each other, but neither of us could figure out access codes, had to call the operator! i think we were both pissed! hahahahahaha my px (phone) bill already exceeds the national debt of uganda.
I'm bored today, so to entertain myself, I'm following LC around the board. Just lurking...well, not anymore, but I was!! Hi LC!!!

BabyRider wrote: I'm bored today, so to entertain myself, I'm following LC around the board. Just lurking...well, not anymore, but I was!! Hi LC!!!did i tell you lately that i love you?

and have you seen that moron agnes/paula/pink rose at FF?? gawd. since i am gonna die any minute i don't care what i say.

lady cop wrote: and have you seen that moron agnes/paula/pink rose at FF?? gawd. since i am gonna die any minute i don't care what i say.
Uhh...no she hasn't logged back in since she went off her meds, or the mother ship came back for her...(not sure which it was)

But what is this sh!t about you dying??!?!?! Don't make me come down there, woman. What are you talking about and why am I just hearing about this now, and HERE of all places?

LOL....Abbey and i were on IM and decided to phone each other, but neither of us could figure out access codes, had to call the operator! i think we were both pissed! hahahahahaha my px (phone) bill already exceeds the national debt of uganda





LC google skype

you can call anyone in the world for free

all you need is a mic and headset for your pc

emailing you baby

Thanks dollface Ill be waiting :-4

If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.

lady cop wrote: emailing you baby
Got it, answered it, and now you're gone. Hope you didn't think I was wrong. You think Carla's Nurse Ratchet??!! Between the 2 of us, you'll get better out of sheer spite, dammit...just to get us off your back!

LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR, LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lady cop wrote: LOL...yep, we have a bar here called the treasure ship....Bothwell and i went in one day and ran out, it was so scary, we just KNEW they were cooking people in the kitchen!!


They weren't people, they were just "tourists"!! :wah:

abbey wrote: A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate...........

I must be a bloke cos i crave crisps!


Then I must be one ah them there blokes, too, 'cause that's EXACTLY

what I crave...

lady cop wrote: LOL....Abbey and i were on IM and decided to phone each other, but neither of us could figure out access codes, had to call the operator! i think we were both pissed! hahahahahaha my px (phone) bill already exceeds the national debt of uganda. I am so thick, i did'nt even know what number to call to find out how to do it!

Tell you what though guys, LC has a voice to die for, she sounds just like Lauren Becall, very husky, and a personality to match.

It was very surreal speaking to her, i felt like i knew her already and cant wait for her to move to old Blighty.

BR- Abbey- Cars- Far-Carla- Val--i am ok just got a good bollocking from Bothwell who made me promise to go to hosp again today. of course i lied and said i would. those nurses hate me. LOL i have to bring prisoners there sometimes who have er, uh, fallen down. i cuff them up and shackle them to the gurney. the nurses think i am mean. when my knee got shot the doc was messing with it, i said hey big guy, see that 45 on my hip??? he ran away crying. i don't understand those people. hahahahahahaha

abbey wrote: I am so thick, i did'nt even know what number to call to find out how to do it!

Tell you what though guys, LC has a voice to die for, she sounds just like Lauren Becall, very husky, and a personality to match.

It was very surreal speaking to her, i felt like i knew her already and cant wait for her to move to old Blighty.aw i love you Abbey! and i AM lauren bacall....that was spooky as hell when you said that.

Your all a very "unique & special" group of people.

Im enjoying myself here.



Thank you

I think it's Cheerios.



:D

valerie wrote: I think it's Cheerios.



:DCould be Fruitloops.

HEY! I have an idea .........

abbey wrote: Could be Fruitloops.


Fruit Loops are multi colored.

minks wrote: Fruit Loops are multi colored.Only when in a group.:p

abbey wrote: Only when in a group.:p


Are we talking froot loops or FG ahahahaha some days FG is like a bunch of fruit loops tee hee hee

Mac 'n' Cheese!! Mac 'n' Cheese!!



I betcha!!

Far Rider wrote: Is it homemade? its gotta be home made and wihtout tuna!


Mac & Cheese with Tuna OOOO BARF GROOOSSSSS

hey david don't be upset about that ....:p

They're carpeting my classroom today. They told me it would happen two weeks ago. Now I had a doctor's appointment this morning so I wasn't there to oversee the emptying of my classroom. so I have 12 years worth of materials in a big pyramid-shaped pile out in the parking lot.

The maintenance guys say they can't spare anyone to help move it back in. It took a team of nine guys three hours to move it out.

There are clouds building in the East and it looks like rain.

My teacher's aide's car gave out and he can't come in to help me put all the stuff and books, and bookcases back in the room,



so I'll have to do it myself. :-1

there is no place like home!

hotsauce wrote: there is no place like home!Hiya hotsauce, long time no see.

[quote=hotsauce]there is no place like home!







How was the trip ?

Ive been waiting to hear, I almost came looking for you

hotsauce wrote: there is no place like home!


hehehe nice to see you hun, you have missed soooooo much welcome back

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea, but it's just eggs hatching.

Nomad wrote: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea, but it's just eggs hatching.This is your brain (show an egg)

This is drugs (show a frying pan)

This is your brain on drugs (break egg into frying pan)

(the egg has some kind of embryo in it) It' Nomad! Any questions?