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Well Latesha and Shayden are nearly ready to be put to bed.....cant wait both have been sooking all day:(

morning everyone,

such a bootiful day here, still dont know if im going away yet, she'll probably text me 5mins before they get here !!

done all me chores, gotta wash me hair now.

I AM GOING BACK TO BED !!!

always take my phone with me when i walk the dog. went to get it out of my pocket so i could hear it ring while washing hair.

nowhere to be seen........ pulled everything out.......... nothing.

oh well has to be in the feilds somewhere so off i go, like a lunatic, through mud, wet grass, now im filthy and wet.

decide to give up and come home............. suddenly remembered i pushed something off the back of my chest of drawers while changing my bed...........

and sure enough there it was........... on the bloody floor :-5:-5:D

Helen;773777 wrote: I AM GOING BACK TO BED !!!

always take my phone with me when i walk the dog. went to get it out of my pocket so i could hear it ring while washing hair.

nowhere to be seen........ pulled everything out.......... nothing.

oh well has to be in the feilds somewhere so off i go, like a lunatic, through mud, wet grass, now im filthy and wet.

decide to give up and come home............. suddenly remembered i pushed something off the back of my chest of drawers while changing my bed...........

and sure enough there it was........... on the bloody floor :-5:-5:D


OMG Helen you poor thing.:-4

fuzzy butt;773783 wrote: I'd laugh, but you're muddy and wet and cold so just a ((((((((((((((hug ))))))))))))))))

instead.


dont worry, i can see the funny side now............. it could only happen to me:rolleyes:

WEll I am going to have an early night, dont feel too good:( Hope you have an enjoyable time at your daughters Helen, and keep an eye on that mobile

Love to you all and take care:-4

hi kay,

at least the dog had an extra walk cos i took him with me, he thought it was great,chasing me round the fields.:wah:

nitey nite kay :-4

im off at 1-30 so i'll see you all later, have a good weekend.:-4

Hi everybody !

Hi Kay, hope you get a decent sleep for a change Mrs !:-4

Fuzzy, Hi, nice to see you, take care

Helen, glad you found your mobile :wah: Enjoy your time at your daughter's, but don't work all the time Mrs ! :-6

Carol, hope you do better at the booty !! XXX

Kaz, hope you don't have too many puddles to mop up when you get back from footie XXX

Have a good day all of you and take care :-4

Hello to all the foc'ers......It's a dull, drizzling day at the beach, but it's SATURDAY and I have nothing to do for the next two days....except of bit of housework and homework.

Let's have breakfast and some delish coffee and then go for a walk along the beach...who's comin???



Hope all are well....thanks for all the lovely thoughts for my bday....I really appreciate it.

Kathy Hi ! Enjoy your breakfast, and enjoy your walk along the beach, I just wish I could do that too. :-6 :-4

At midday I felt quite jovial, then an hour ago...........................well siht happens........

HI everyone:D Hope you are all having a good day:-4

Abbey, hi, hows your dad now?:-3

footy was on today and it wasnt to bad really considering this is what i call the silly season:wah: Its the end of the first half of the season, mini soccer is split in to two parts here, so cos its near the end of the first half now, thers usually a few crunch games going on where points and goal diference matter, which results in mad, unreasonable, loonyish behaviour ,,,,,, no not from the kids from the parents and managers:rolleyes:

Its been a lovely day here Carol so i hope you have had good weather there, and good sellingxxxxxx

Lots of hugs for all my lovely friends :yh_hugsKaz.

G#Gill;773861 wrote: At midday I felt quite jovial, then an hour ago...........................well siht happens........


keep yer head up gill:D:-4

BLIMEY!!!!!100153 READERS TO DATE!!Unless one of you lot are trying to cheer me up and just keep reading the bleedin fing lol.Ohhhhh by the way............Helloooooo :wah:;)Ain't been in long from a hard day at the market......well it makes a change from the office dont it:wah:.Well fank gawd the weather was ok.....not to cold and plenty of sun.For this time of year its just not heard of this weather is it lol.Not a great day ...but passable;)

Sorry to hear about yer phone Helen...............................pmsllllllllllllllllllllll......sorry I really do have a mean streak in me sometimes mate:rolleyes:

Hope Kays feeling better....ahhhhhhhxx

Kaz hows the lovely Shelia today???

Gill fanks for the textsxx

Great to see Abbs....Fuzz and Kathy xxxxx

Gawd Im nuf tired....may have a little sleep...............HELP!!!Im turning into an old person....I need an afternoon nap ffs:-2

Hi Carol. Sheilas out at the meoment, my son was doing some work for our niece so he took her with him, should be home any minute:D

Hi Golden Girls

Well what a beautiful day

I havent felt too good so wasted most of it in my dressing gown watching tv with my eldest whos still full of cold. Nothing serious I just got a lump behind my ear like a sweeling thats painful and giving me a headache...Hubby says he will cut my head off later to stop me moaning lol,,,im such a whiner:-6

Glad your day went well Carol x

Glad your sheilas settling in well Kaz

Soz to hear you had another bad night Kay {{hugs}}

soz to here your having more crap Gill {{hugs}}

Oh My Helen, soz babes but that really cheered me up to hear you running through fields for a mobby that was at home all that time :wah: but {{hugs}} anyway and have a fab weekend with your daughter

Nice to see MrsK and Kathy Ellen {{{HUGS}}}:-4

To any other callers Happy Saturday:-6

A guy married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

I was travelling from England (North East) to Ibiza. I sat on the plane waiting for it to take off. I noticed the seat next to me empty and a few stragglers entering the cabin.

Just then, a rather sexy young female sat next to me. The plane took off and we were away.

We got talking and I mentioned my job. She mentioned that she was a sex therapist. I was surprised - and excited.

She mentioned that she felt there were two main categories women looked for - romance and, er, 'biguns'.

She quizzed me about who I thought were the best lovers. Naturally I responded the French or Italians. No! The best lovers were the Greeks. I was shocked but accepted her response.

She then asked me who I thought had the 'largest penises'. I responded as a typical white male would - "black men".

"No, no, no! In actual fact it is the North American Indian" she retorted. Well, I couldn't watch those old westerns again without thinking "wey heh man" - However, I did accept the answer.

Time sped on and we chatted about numerous other subject. It then dawned on me how ill mannered I had been.

I turned to my fellow passeneger and said,"I do apologise, we've been talking for almost 2 hours and I haven't even introduced myself, apologies, my name is Tanto Popadopolis......."

Once there was a bus of 100 ugly people. The bus swerved off the road and they all died. When they went to Heaven God felt bad for them and gave them each one wish. The first guy came up and said... "I wish I was handsome." So God made him handsome. So next a woman came up and said... "I wish I was beautiful." So God made her beautiful. They came up one by one wishing to be beautiful and handsome. Meanwhile, the guy in the back is laughing hysterically. God asks him what is so funny. "Oh nothing" he says. When his turn arises God says, "Okay whats your wish?" He replies, "pfft, make em all ugly again."

:wah:Love the jokes Chezzie Baby.....just one fing.......I aint a bleedin Golden Girl:-5:-5got it!!!!!!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................now who can I bash:rolleyes::p

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GUESS WHOS THIRD CAROL

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BABY...............BUT I DONT FINK SO!!!:p:rolleyes::wah::wah:

ANYWAY MRS................ME HAS HERSELF A NEW GAME SO THERE:p:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;773907 wrote: ANYWAY MRS................ME HAS HERSELF A NEW GAME SO THERE:p:rolleyes::wah:


What:-3

Hello ladies.....hope you are all keeping well

Here's a peace offering, for being absent for so long

Good morning all. Just waiting for Shayden to shut his little peepers and I am back to bed again. He has woke up for a bottle and now thinks its play time. I will give him play time grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:(

kazalala;773915 wrote: What:-3Its only for posh people hunnybunny.....so you lot have no chance:wah::rolleyes::p:p

kinks;773920 wrote: Hello ladies.....hope you are all keeping well

Here's a peace offering, for being absent for so long








Ffs girl......me bleedin tongues hanging out here......how can you be so wicked:-1Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;)

Hi Chezzie, liked the jokes :wah:

Hi Carol, better have your nap Mrs :wah:

Kaz nice day for your footie :-6

Hi Kay, hope Shayden lets you get some sleep soon

Thanks for the feast Kinks:D

:-4

Hi everyone - hope you're all well :-4

Well Shayden has gone to sleep and now I can hear Latesha:(

Hi Gill, Carol, Kaz and everybody else hope alls fine with with you all:-4

GILL..GO AWAY FROM MY GAME:rolleyes:I can see you Mrs!!!!!!:-5:p:p

kayleneaussie;773935 wrote: Well Shayden has gone to sleep and now I can hear Latesha:(

Hi Gill, Carol, Kaz and everybody else hope alls fine with with you all:-4Hi there me little Oz beauty;).............I jest of course:wah::wah::p

pinkchick;773933 wrote: Hi everyone - hope you're all well :-4Hi there darlin....always good to see youxx;)

Carolly;773940 wrote: Hi there darlin....always good to see youxx;)


Haven't been in here for a day or 2....How are you darlin?

Now Kaz is at it:-5:-5cant a girl be left in peace with her little cubics ffs-1rolleyes:

pinkchick;773942 wrote: Haven't been in here for a day or 2....How are you darlin?
Welllll special day today mate....we have gone past 100000 people reading this nutty little thread:wah:...er..Kaz has a dog now....er......oh Rosie just read back me memorys crap these days babe:wah::wah:;)

Carolly;773943 wrote: Now Kaz is at it:-5:-5cant a girl be left in peace with her little cubics ffs


:wah::wah:its ok im crap at it at the mo:D Taking the dog out now be back soon:D

kazalala;773946 wrote: its ok im crap at it at the mo:D
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Shame babe....................................................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;773945 wrote: Welllll special day today mate....we have gone past 100000 people reading this nutty little thread:wah:...er..Kaz has a dog now....er......oh Rosie just read back me memorys crap these days babe:wah::wah:;)


Carol - you're an eejit :yh_rotfl:-4

Carolly;773926 wrote: Ffs girl......me bleedin tongues hanging out here......how can you be so wicked:-1Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;)


LOL.....made my mouth water also

G#Gill;773927 wrote:

Thanks for the feast Kinks:D

:-4


Hi babes....you're welcome

pinkchick;773933 wrote: Hi everyone - hope you're all well


Hey you......hope you're well

kayleneaussie;773935 wrote: Well Shayden has gone to sleep and now I can hear Latesha:(

Hi Gill, Carol, Kaz and everybody else hope alls fine with with you all


Hiya hun........hope you get to relax soon

pinkchick;773955 wrote: Carol - you're an eejit :yh_rotflI know.......but a nice one:wah::wah::rolleyes::p;)

Carolly;773961 wrote: I know.......but a nice one:wah::wah::rolleyes::p;)


A lovely one :-4

pinkchick;773963 wrote: A lovely one :-4You are a woman of great taste Rosie;)

Carolly;773965 wrote: You are a woman of great taste Rosie;)


Aaahhh sure! Tell me somethin I don't know :wah:

pinkchick;773966 wrote: Aaahhh sure! Tell me somethin I don't know :wah:Gawd elp us woman.....your worse than me:wah::wah::wah:;)

Carolly;773967 wrote: Gawd elp us woman.....your worse than me:wah::wah:;)


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