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OK I AM OFF NOW ITS 5.30am AND LATESHA HAS WOKEN FOR A BOTTLE, BUT I WILL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

kayleneaussie;772790 wrote: OK I AM OFF NOW ITS 5.30am AND LATESHA HAS WOKEN FOR A BOTTLE, BUT I WILL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :)DAMN!!!:-5:-5:-5:rolleyes::p

Helen;772780 wrote: do you realize theres been nearly 100,000 veiws of this thread, if they all posted somethng, it would make it a thread to be reckoned with !!
Nosey gits:wah::wah: Ere I reckon this could be the next Dynasty.....ye......Joan Collins could play me.....no ang on:(Shes over 70 fgs......I better refink:rolleyes:

Carolly;772801 wrote: Nosey gits Ere I reckon this could be the next Dynasty.....ye......Joan Collins could play me.....no ang on:(Shes over 70 fgs......I better refink


gawd I can feel her head swelling from here :wah::wah::wah:

Hi Angel:)

Chezzie;772811 wrote: gawd I can feel her head swelling from here :wah::wah::wah:Oi behave.......now go and do some dusting.........that mirror is rotten woman:rolleyes::p

AngelEyes82;772814 wrote: Just poppin in to say hi!! :DHi back lovely Angel:-6;)

Carolly;772823 wrote: Oi behave.......now go and do some dusting.........that mirror is rotten woman:rolleyes::p


hah hah bloody ell carol. you outside looking in my bedroom cos that mirror is slightly minging lol....bronzin powder dont arf make it dusty lol:wah:

Hiya Ae x:-6

Chezzie;772828 wrote: hah hah bloody ell carol. you outside looking in my bedroom cos that mirror is slightly minging lol....bronzin powder dont arf make it dusty lol:wah:

Hiya Ae x:-6I know........:rolleyes: I have powers you know:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;772830 wrote: I know........:rolleyes: I have powers you know:rolleyes:;)


oh crikey.........them dolls be voodoo dolls....argh Kay...........help save me:wah::wah:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

> days interesting.

> We find plenty to do. for example, the other day Pauline and I went into

> town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

> When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

> We went up to him and I said, `Come on man, how about giving a senior

> citizen a break?'

> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Sad Loser

> He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

> Then Pauline called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and

> put it on the windshield with the first.

> Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20

> minutes.

> The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

>

> Personally, we didn't care. We'd come into town by bus.

> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's

> important at our age.

Chezzie;772832 wrote: oh crikey.........them dolls be voodoo dolls....argh Kay...........help save me:wah:
To bleedin late for that girlfriend:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes::p

Carolly;772836 wrote: To bleedin late for that girlfriend:wah::wah::wah


did you say that in an american accent as you plunged another needle right up me jacksey hah hah:wah::wah:

Chezzie;772840 wrote: did you say that in an american accent as you plunged another needle right up me jacksey hah hah:wah::wah:No it was in a cockney one actually:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;772848 wrote: No it was in a cockney one actually:wah::wah::wah:


oi rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!:wah:

Chezzie;772854 wrote: oi rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!:wah:Shes back on there ye know in a couple of months;):p

Chezzie;772832 wrote: oh crikey.........them dolls be voodoo dolls....argh Kay...........help save me:wah::wah:


On me way Cheezie:driving:

Helen;772603 wrote: in reply to your pm earlier carol,

i spent a long while in hospital yesterday, having my illness explained to me.

apparantly producing very high calcium levels causes deep depression, something i didnt think possible......... and it would of helped if i was told that some time ago !!

it gets you to the state where you couldnt give a flying whatever if you talk to anyone or not.

i am guilty of lurking and i know i spend more time in the arcade that i should cos it ends up giving me a headache but while im there i forget what seems to me sometimes as insurmountable problems.

and believe me it dont always help to " share " them cos it just seems to me at the time to make it worse.

im sittin here now with tears pouring down me face.

i've posted on fg, a few times, and havnt been answered so in my "state " i take afront to it and think to hell with it and yes i know everyone cant answer everyone every time but i take it the wrong way and sulk a ruddy great kid

i've turned up for work 3 days running only to finally be told this morning we arnt opening at lunch times for the foreseeable future, this again has upset me, not only cos im losing money but its like to hell with her, why do we need to tell her anything !!

sorry for boring you all to death.


Helen I am so sorry,depression is a s h i t of a thing,here's abig hug for you:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:-4:-6

mrsK;772899 wrote: Helen I am so sorry,depression is a s h i t of a thing,here's abig hug for you:yh_hugs:-4:-6


thanks so much for that

what i meant to add on to the end of that epic post was that im supposed to be my boss's best and only friend and they cant even tell me they've changed the opening hours and to top it all i think me freezer's just packed up cos me ice lolly is all soggy :-2:-5

Helen;772916 wrote: thanks so much for that

what i meant to add on to the end of that epic post was that im supposed to be my boss's best and only friend and they cant even tell me they've changed the opening hours and to top it all i think me freezer's just packed up cos me ice lolly is all soggy :-2:-5:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflahhhhhhh bless:wah:

Carolly;772918 wrote: :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflahhhhhhh bless:wah:


believe me thats something i can do without at my time of life !!! lol

Helen;772916 wrote: thanks so much for that

what i meant to add on to the end of that epic post was that im supposed to be my boss's best and only friend and they cant even tell me they've changed the opening hours and to top it all i think me freezer's just packed up cos me ice lolly is all soggy :-2:-5


OH NO NOT SOGGY ICE:(

Helen;772922 wrote: believe me thats something you can do without at my time of life !!! lol
Helen.......................good to have you back with us babe and I dont mean on here.....I mean back with yer mates in general;)

kayleneaussie;772926 wrote: OH NO NOT SOGGY ICE:(
You would bloody drink it fgs:wah::wah::rolleyes::p

Yes Helen Great To Have Ya Back:-4

Carolly;772929 wrote: You would bloody drink it fgs:wah::wah::rolleyes::p


YOU GOT IT AND WITH SCOTCH:D

kayleneaussie;772930 wrote: Yes Helen Great To Have Ya BackOI I JUST SAID THAT

:-5:-5WRITE YER OWN SCRIPT WOMAN!!!!!:-5:mad::rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie;772931 wrote: YOU GOT IT AND WITH SCOTCH:D
What Eggs????????:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes::p

fuzzy butt;772935 wrote: come on carolly got a joke for me?:)
Well apart go an look at Kay............:wah: I will go an sort one out for ye......dont go away and watch this space girl;):driving:

Carolly;772934 wrote: What Eggs????????:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes::p


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:mad:

ok what about this one;)



A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more than twenty years I've never Laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'Willie the doctor had ever seen.

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically.



Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

" I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.



On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.



Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the man replied :wah::wah::wah:;)

i hope they cant hear me laughin upstairs, they'll be in here with the white coats:wah::wah:

Glad you like it girls lolxx;)

fuzzy butt;772949 wrote: Oh my lord you have no idea how funny that is right now .......very fitting :wah::wah::wah:
I better not ask:wah::wah: glad it cheered you up babe;)

OK I am off now catcha all later, take care :driving::-4

think im headin off too,

will drop by in the morning but im off to me daughters for a couple of days cos the weather is supposed to be good and my gardening skills are needed !!

along with me cooking and various other things.

have a good weekend people, and thanks :-4:-4

Helen;772984 wrote: think im headin off too,

will drop by in the morning but im off to me daughters for a couple of days cos the weather is supposed to be good and my gardening skills are needed !!

along with me cooking and various other things.

have a good weekend people, and thanks :-4:-4Night Helen and have a good er time lol......no thanks needed mate.......our thanks is seeing you abit more happier;)xx

Enjoy yourself at your daughters Helen:-4

Well its 6pm over here and all me friends are tucked up in bed sound asleep so I am going into the arcade till someone wakes up:)

Good Morning:-6

just got back from taking my dog out, thought my eldest would be off school today as she had a real bad night with her cold but she wants to go in.

Off to sort their brekkie out now, spk laterz :-6

Afternoon all:-6



What a day,new kindy kids crying & wanting Mum.

Mum's crying & kids just looking at them.

Had a video conference on autism this afternoon.

One of our new littlies hasn't had her callipers made bigger because Mum can't afford it,but she still smokes & drinks:mad:

Been a bit heart breaking at school today.

Hope everyone had a great day,talk to you all tomorrow.:-6:-6

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his.

“Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.

When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway.

Chezzie;773075 wrote: just got back from taking my dog out, thought my eldest would be off school today as she had a real bad night with her cold but she wants to go in.

Off to sort their brekkie out now, spk laterz :-6


Good mornign to you Cheezie:)

Good Morning to Chez and afternoon...evening...whatever to the lovely:wah:Kay and H.Lovely day here......like a real spring one.I will be working the weekend as long as it keeps like this.Yes at my age I am a fair weather trader lol.Going out soon an dont know when I will be back on here but def will be here after 10 this evening although got to get up at 3.30am:-5so I better not be toooooooo long:rolleyes:;)Hope Helen, Gill and Kaz are ok and ALL our friends who come and visit us.Oh well bye for now as still gotta make meself gorg...................KAY SHUT IT:-5............soooo have a nice day or evening whatever lol;)xxxx

good morning guys.

the dog is walked, his little suitcase is packed :rolleyes: so's mine............. and only six bags of potatos stand between us and



for the weekend !!:wah::wah:

Helen;773108 wrote: good morning guys.

the dog is walked, his little suitcase is packed :rolleyes: so's mine............. and only six bags of potatos stand between us and



for the weekend !!:wah:
Have a nice time Helen and no going up the pub an doing yer pole dancing .......do you hear me Mrs!!!!I dont want you doing a Gill:rolleyes: as one is bad enough........I have a reputation to keep up you know:rolleyes:Anyway have a great time and come back to us safe and sound.Take Care matexx;)

Morning! Yes i know early for me:rolleyes: you wouldnt believe me if i told you what time i have been up since:wah: well i think the decision may be made to day wether we get our dog or not will let you know soon as.

HUgs for everyone:yh-hugsKaz.