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Afternoon all:)

15 things you probably never knew or thought about....

1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.

14. Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Well Shayden had his head ultra sound today. He had to lay on a table for 45 minutes being still.He just lay there enjoying what he was getting down to his head and smiling up at the man and sucking his dummy. What a good little boy he was. Buttttttttttttt Latesha was such a naughty girl she was squealing and carrying on because she had lost her dummy, I was glad to get out of there.

Feeling really tired tonight so might wake Shayden up for a bottle so he dosent wake up in the early hours of the morning.

Take care everyone:-4

morning everyone,

kay, glad things went ok for little shayden,

funny isnt it ? the one you expect will play up ,dosnt !!:-5 anyay, hope the results come back ok.

not too clever here this morning, windy again and a bit overcast.



hope you all have a good day.

bet mrs posh is glued to her new tv this morning,

thats all i've heard is about tv's breaking down this week, must be gremlins in the system somewhere !!:-2

mrsK;771318 wrote: Afternoon all:)

15 things you probably never knew or thought about....

1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.

14. Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.H That is so lovely babe.....just one fing.....not sure about this one .................... The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.....:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Well just finished feeding Shayden so hope he sleeps through and i am having a milo and a ciggie now and i ts off to bed for me yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Catcha all tomorrow tc xxxxxxxxxxx:-4

HI all:D Hope you are all ok. Carol hope yer tellys ok, funny i have been looking at telly's just now for the caravan, might rty get one of them combi ones:D

Gill hope alls ok on the westrn front:D

Kay, glad Shayden was ok for his scan, hope it comes out ok xxxxxxx

Thank you to all who come on here and share news, post poems or quotes or jokes, Its just great to pop in here and see you all:-4:-4

Hi Kaz you must think I am awful I keep forgetting to say hello to you so accept my apologies:-4

kayleneaussie;771384 wrote: Hi Kaz you must think I am awful I keep forgetting to say hello to you so accept my apologies:-4


No apologies needed Kay:-4 i usualy just post a general post as i tend to always forget someone :rolleyes::wah:

jimbo;771387 wrote: and a spin off series to my forum garden tv idea could be the friends of foccers



sorry i have patented all rights



a compelling story of x factor essex girl and all her mates





hollywood here i come :-6:-6


:wah: bagsy johnny depp as my love interest:sneaky::D

jimbo;771393 wrote: is that the episode where he gets amnesia and over doses on viagra and goes missing in sunderland for a long weekend :wah::wah:





i'm really not well i have tears of laughter streaming down my face :-3


That it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

kayleneaussie;771384 wrote: Hi Kaz you must think I am awful so accept my apologies:-4THATS CAUSE YOU ARE:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

kazalala;771380 wrote: HI all Hope you are all ok. Carol hope yer tellys ok, funny i have been looking at telly's just now for the caravan, might rty get one of them combi ones

Gill hope alls ok on the westrn front

Kay, glad Shayden was ok for his scan, hope it comes out ok xxxxxxx

Thank you to all who come on here and share news, post poems or quotes or jokes, Its just great to pop in here and see you all:-4:-4Hi Kaz....aint getting it till Thursday mate but got to look into its pixels more.....whatever that means :wah::wah:as I been getting an ear bashing:rolleyes:and the poxy fing aint even here yet!!!!:rolleyes:

Fink I spelt Pixels wrong.....not sure...oh does it matter Carol:-5:-5:wah:

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,

"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,

and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.":wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Now IF these people never said none of this it aint my fault:wah::wah:

Philosophies of the Famous ............

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I haveMark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

Groucho Marx

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

Then it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you

Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

Give me a sense of humor, Lord;

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk.

Amen.

Old folks will understand this now. Young folks will some day.... when they get old.

This wisdom only comes with age; one of the nice things about growing old.

I thought I knew it all when I was young. The older I get, the more I realize just how little I knew back then but only now I can see that................how stupid was I:rolleyes:

Ahhhh Chris bought this sweet little greenhouse last week....he put it up with such loving care......bless........was so proud of his workmanship......ahhhh....showed me it with pure love in his eyes for it......ahhhhh.....anyway......he just text me....................its bleedin collapsed:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflsorry Chris I just cant help it..........ahhh my poor baby:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p

Before I go out I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some potato chips and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. :wah::wah:;):p

Carolly;771421 wrote: Before I go out I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some potato chips and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. :wah::wah:;):p


PMSL.............................. :wah:

:wah::wah: some funny posts there Carol:D

Right gotta go do tea early as the working boy is on nights:D be back later:-4

Hi guys an gals

Work for me today, was ok, expected a phone call from school but the wee gems mustered through, poor Kelsey hasnt stopped coughing since we got home. Thier watching Alvin and the chipmonks right now and I can hear the laughing.

Kay, glad all went well with Shayden, fingers crossed for good results babe.

Gill hun, soz to hear your having a rough time, I had similar with home the other month, internet doesnt go anywhere and you can pick it up where you left it babes, good luck to you hun xxx

Hope everyone had a nice day :-6:-6:-6

Carolly;771415 wrote: Ahhhh Chris bought this sweet little greenhouse last week....he put it up with such loving care......bless........was so proud of his workmanship......ahhhh....showed me it with pure love in his eyes for it......ahhhhh.....anyway......he just text me....................its bleedin collapsed:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflsorry Chris I just cant help it..........ahhh my poor baby:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p yep very windy here just now ,,,thanks for the sympathy carolley,,now let me see,,,valentines day coming up,,,,posh slap up meal ,,,or ,,,,nice new windproof greenhouse??????TOUGH CALL!!!NAH NOT BLEEDIN REALY!!

[QUOTE=Carolly;771415]Ahhhh Chris bought this sweet little greenhouse last week....he put it up with such loving care......bless........was so proud of his workmanship......ahhhh....showed me it with pure love in his eyes for it......ahhhhh.....anyway......he just text me....................its bleedin collapsed:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflsorry Chris I just cant help it..........ahhh my poor baby

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoxtonchris;771527 wrote: yep very windy here just now ,,,thanks for the sympathy carolley,,now let me see,,,valentines day coming up,,,,posh slap up meal ,,,or ,,,,nice new windproof greenhouse??????TOUGH CALL!!!NAH NOT BLEEDIN REALY!!


ZI RECKON A POSH NEW GREEN HOUSE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME CHRIS

kayleneaussie;771577 wrote: ZI RECKON A POSH NEW GREEN HOUSE SOUNDS GOOD TO ME CHRIS
SHUT YOUR BLEEDIN MOUTH WOMAN!!!!!!:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;771614 wrote: SHUT YOUR BLEEDIN MOURG WOMAN!!!!!!:-5:-5:-5


:-3

kazalala;771615 wrote: :-3Your to quick sugarpuff:-5its already changed:p:p

Carolly;771622 wrote: Your to quick sugarpuff:-5its already changed:p:p


Its still in my quote box though:p:wah:

kazalala;771625 wrote: Its still in my quote box though:p:wah:Kazzy baby......you have a real mean streak in you at times:-5:mad::rolleyes::p

Carolly;771631 wrote: Kazzy baby......you have a real mean streak in you at times:-5:mad::rolleyes::p


I know im awful are'nt i.... but you like it:wah:

Hi ladies :-4

kazalala;771635 wrote: I know im awful are'nt i.... but you like itYe ye ok lol...ere I just had a lovely mixed grill at a hotel in town:rolleyes:really yummy...I was a good girl though and had no afters:-5:-5:wah::wah:;)

pinkchick;771636 wrote: Hi ladies :-4Hi Gorg......hope yer ok babe;)

Carolly;771638 wrote: Hi Gorg......hope yer ok babe;)


I'm alright thanks sweetheart

How are you doing?

pinkchick;771642 wrote: I'm alright thanks sweetheart

How are you doing?
Ohhhhhhhhh you know me Rosie........I never complain:rolleyes:wah::wah:;)

Morning everyone:-6



Hope you are all fit & well this lovely morning,it's raining again "LOVE IT"

mrsk2 I hope all goes well for Shayden:-4 I am thinking of you all.

Well it's back to work today,no more slacking off,back to studying.

Carol looks like you have blown Valentines Day,bit of a bummer that is

have a good one:-6

mrsK;771659 wrote: Morning everyone



Hope you are all fit & well this lovely morning,it's raining again "LOVE IT"

mrsk2 I hope all goes well for Shayden:-4 I am thinking of you all.

Well it's back to work today,no more slacking off,back to studying.

Carol looks like you have blown Valentines Day,bit of a bummer that ishave a good one:-6OLhhhhh his only jokinWELL HE BETTER BLOODY BE!!!!:-5:-5:sneaky:

[QUOTE=Carolly;771650]Ohhhhhhhhh you know me Rosie........I never complain:

NEVER COMPLAIN.....BULLOCKS :yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;771675 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;771650]Ohhhhhhhhh you know me Rosie........I never complain:

NEVER COMPLAIN.....BULLOCKS :yh_rotfl
OI!!!!!!!:-5Dont let me forget Im a lady Billabongbasher:-5:rolleyes::p

[QUOTE=Carolly;771680][QUOTE=kayleneaussie;771675]

OI!!!!!!!:-5Dont let me forget Im a lady Billabongbasher

ooooooooooooooooo I am scared :yh_rotfl:driving:

Whats wrong with these stupid quotes....only happening to me

kayleneaussie;771684 wrote: Whats wrong with these stupid quotes....only happening to me


Ye :wah::wah:shame:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;771688 wrote: Ye :wah::wah:shame:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fink i will put some pictures on....some were what we took last week in london an some others........no reason......just wanted to lol

Attached files

[QUOTE=Carolly;771691]Fink i will put some pictures on....some were what we took last weeK

NICE PICTURES CAROL BUT WHO IS THAT UGLY WOMAN IN THEM:yh_rotfl:driving:

shes sent me to sort you out kay.now behave or I have to go through her moaning at me !!!!

awwwwwwwwwww sorry Chris cant have her moaning at you:-4